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View DanH's Profile DanH Flag SW2 08 Dec 15 3.44pm Send a Private Message to DanH Add DanH as a friend

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Booked in for the 4th of Jan. Took the cowards option and am going in under General Anesthetic.

Only worry thing is what they'll do to me while in out.

Expect selfies with a micro p****.


Don't see it as the cowards way mate, the only reason I'm doing it under local is so I can leave the hospital asap and not have to eat lunch etc before I can go home/pub.

Good luck mate.


I'll let you know how it goes. Good luck mate.


Cheers fella, myself and silvertop will wait for your update with anticipation!


First one to have a pain free w*nk wins a special end of year HOL award.

 

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View Southampton_Eagle's Profile Southampton_Eagle Flag At the after party 08 Dec 15 3.47pm Send a Private Message to Southampton_Eagle Add Southampton_Eagle as a friend

Quote DanH at 08 Dec 2015 3.44pm

Quote Southampton_Eagle at 08 Dec 2015 3.43pm

Quote JL85 at 08 Dec 2015 3.37pm

Quote Southampton_Eagle at 08 Dec 2015 3.34pm

Quote JL85 at 08 Dec 2015 3.31pm

Booked in for the 4th of Jan. Took the cowards option and am going in under General Anesthetic.

Only worry thing is what they'll do to me while in out.

Expect selfies with a micro p****.


Don't see it as the cowards way mate, the only reason I'm doing it under local is so I can leave the hospital asap and not have to eat lunch etc before I can go home/pub.

Good luck mate.


I'll let you know how it goes. Good luck mate.


Cheers fella, myself and silvertop will wait for your update with anticipation!


First one to have a pain free w*nk wins a special end of year HOL award.


I'll be knocking the first one out in the taxi on the way home. No pain no gain.

 

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View South Devon Eagle's Profile South Devon Eagle Flag Newton Abbot 08 Dec 15 4.34pm Send a Private Message to South Devon Eagle Add South Devon Eagle as a friend

After our 2nd child the wife started on me having this done in the delivery room!!

I have refused and will continue. At the end of the day....nothing lasts forever!!

 


SUPPORTING PALACE SINCE 1986

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View Y Ddraig Goch's Profile Y Ddraig Goch Flag In The Crowd 08 Dec 15 4.58pm Send a Private Message to Y Ddraig Goch Add Y Ddraig Goch as a friend

Had it done 10 yrs ago, it's simple and straight forward. A bit odd smelling your bollocks burn when the quarterise the tubes.

You have to take a massive pain killer afterwards that knocks you sideways but that's it.

Wear tight pants for a week to stop your balls bouncing and you're good to go.

 


the dignified don't even enter in the game

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View Holmesdale Nick's Profile Holmesdale Nick Flag South Croydon 08 Dec 15 6.01pm Send a Private Message to Holmesdale Nick Add Holmesdale Nick as a friend

Let us know how it goes. I have been asked to have this done but I've always managed to change the subject.

 


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View exiled eagle's Profile exiled eagle Flag Southampton 08 Dec 15 6.12pm Send a Private Message to exiled eagle Add exiled eagle as a friend

Had mine done about 10 years ago
Facking nightmare
Had to be put under as the tubes were too far in.
Gonads swelled up the size of grapefruits then stitches burst and had to have them redone

Given what I know now I would not have had it done.
Most people just have it done and everything is fine but in my case it wasn't

choice is yours mate

 

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View exiled eagle's Profile exiled eagle Flag Southampton 08 Dec 15 6.15pm Send a Private Message to exiled eagle Add exiled eagle as a friend

Just one more thing invest in a gonad support from the chemist mate
Best money you will ever spend in your life

 

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View alaneagle1's Profile alaneagle1 Flag Dunstable,Bedfordshire.England 08 Dec 15 6.27pm Send a Private Message to alaneagle1 Add alaneagle1 as a friend

Quote Southampton_Eagle at 08 Dec 2015 2.06pm

I'm booked in for the end of January to stop my little swimmers from impregnating the missus to ensure less gingers are roaming the country.

Can anyone advise based on experience how long the recovery time is, will I have elephant balls for a couple of weeks after and if there's really blood in the jizz for the first few ejaculations?

Ta.

Had mine done ages ago.
Agreed to have it done with the now wife and the Doctor was actually called Doctor SWALLOW.!!

Pre OP.Stood in front of him dropped my trousers and pants and he said I had a very good p**** and vein.!!!

I was obviously pleased.

On the day of the OP 2 Male Doctors did a side each and a Female nurse watched which was nice.

All OK but the side Swallow did hurt a little bit,he was a bit shaky.

Went Home, went to Bed for 24 Hours.Had a Macdonalds Meal, it was a Saturday PALACE WON so all was well in the World.

Had me WAZ a while later all SPERMETOZA dead all OK.

Have it Done.

PS Palace will be into the 4th round of the Cup by then.!!!!

 


Palace 13th 2017/18.

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View EasyMeat's Profile EasyMeat Flag Surrey 08 Dec 15 6.43pm Send a Private Message to EasyMeat Add EasyMeat as a friend

I had mine done a fair few years ago, it was done privately in a local Dr's surgery. My wife asked if she could watch, I just had my eyes shut tight, throughout.

It was a bit odd listening to him explaining the anatomy and what he was doing. The wife thought it was very interesting.

The only pain was very short and felt like a kick in the danglies. I took a couple of days off work and put my feet up. No swelling but was advised that if there was I would have to keep an eye on it as it could end up like Buster Gonads

There was a bit of blood in the ejaculations after but that went and I've never looked back

 

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View Kermit8's Profile Kermit8 Flag Hevon 08 Dec 15 7.23pm Send a Private Message to Kermit8 Add Kermit8 as a friend

The only good thing the Catholic Church ever did for me.

Teaching the withdrawal method. Works everytime and I get to keep my tackle intact.

Though do wish Brother Austin had used illustrations instead.

 


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View -TUX-'s Profile -TUX- Flag Alphabettispaghetti 08 Dec 15 7.30pm Send a Private Message to -TUX- Add -TUX- as a friend

I always said the BBC should make a show to rival 'Loose Women'

 


Time to move forward together.

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Tom-the-eagle Flag Croydon 08 Dec 15 8.12pm

Quote Kermit8 at 08 Dec 2015 7.23pm

The only good thing the Catholic Church ever did for me.

Teaching the withdrawal method. Works everytime and I get to keep my tackle intact.

Though do wish Brother Austin had used illustrations instead. [/quote]


Brilliant lol

 


"It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit

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