On the onanist theme in French the verb for self abuse is reflexive: se branler = to w*** oneself so I w*** is je me branle (no acute accent sorry), the past tense would take etre intead of avoir hence je me suis branle and she w***ed me off would be elle m'est blanlee (note an extra e for feminine agreement. A w***er is un branleur and a bunch of little w***ers is un band de petits branleurs. And enfin what a w***er has no article, simply quel branleur.

PAJERO means 'young man who pulls himself' in Spanish. (I'm selling my Pajero)

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Great Phil Neville story [Link]

I have prepared one of my own time capsules. I have placed some rather large samples of dynamite, gunpowder and nitroglycerin. My time capsule is set to go off in the year 3000. It will show them what we are really like.

Fart is indeed "speed" in Danish, Swedish and Norwegian. And it makes me giggle when I see the speed bump signs here "Fart Hinder". My kids speak mostly Swedish but thery're speaking more and more English as they're growing up. They often speak a bit of swenglish with me and when I'm pushing them on the swings, they say "more fart daddy" which constantly make me smile. Another one that makes me giggle in Swedish is "Slut" (it's actually prounced sloot)which means finish/end. So they have "Slut" at the end of film credits and they'll post a note with "Slut" on it if somethings runs out, like a coffeee machine or something.

Tokyo Sexwale. What a w***er

When you’re knocked on your back and your life’s a flop...

In Jamaican slang

Bow = oral sex
Buddy= Pen*s
Cat or Glamity= female genitals
Mi nuh like fi bowcat=I don’t like to perform oral sex
Eat unda sheet= performing oral sex
Jook = to f*ck

Touch my coffee and I will slap you so hard even Google won't be able to find you.