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View richard shaw (og)65's Profile richard shaw (og)65 Flag my minds eye 17 Feb 16 10.25am Send a Private Message to richard shaw (og)65 Add richard shaw (og)65 as a friend

gene Pitney - 24 hours from Tulsa

" and I was only 24 hours from tulse hill " hal would be turning in his grave hearing my sing that

 


interviewer " iggy , do you think you influenced anybody?"
iggy pop " I think I wiped out the 60`S "

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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 17 Feb 16 10.28am Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

When I was small I used to genuinely think the lyrics to "How Do You Do It?" by Gerry and The Pacemakers went

How do you do what you do to me?
I wish I knew
If I knew how you did it I'd do it back at you.

It's only a slight variation but combined with being four years old and singing it in a menacing voice it added a subtle threat to the whole vibe.

 




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Hoof Hearted 17 Feb 16 10.35am

Chubby Brown sings this Paul McCartney classic which always makes me laugh...

"Someone's knocking at the door.... somebody's ringing the bell. Do us a favour.... FFS.... open the door and let em in!"


He also sings this....

"...and for 24 years I've been living next door to Alice..... Alice, Alice... who the fcuk is Alice?"

I've heard Millwall change Alice to Palace.... LOL

Edited by Hoof Hearted (17 Feb 2016 10.39am)

 

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View moylerg's Profile moylerg Flag Cofton Hackett, Worcestershire 17 Feb 16 10.41am Send a Private Message to moylerg Add moylerg as a friend

Originally posted by Hoof Hearted

Rhinestone Cowboy....... I always change it to "Like a 9 stone Queerboy!"

Wichita Lineman..... I always change the 1st line to "I was a linesman for Notts County....!"

I get annoyed when Glen Campbell doesn't use these lyrics!

Others....

Atomic Kitten - "You can lick my hole again"

Desmond Dekker - "I wake up in the morning, baked beans for breakfast!"

Remember the Maxell adverts...

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Most certainly not European.

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I always though the first verse of ABBAs Super Trouper were
"I was sick and tired of everything
When I called you last night from Tescos"

 


Touch my coffee and I will slap you so hard even Google won't be able to find you.

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View fish mitten's Profile fish mitten Flag Chelmsford 17 Feb 16 12.55pm Send a Private Message to fish mitten Add fish mitten as a friend

The wife is a Robbie Williams fan so she hates it when I change the lyrics of Angels to:

And girl there's no point in wearing protection
As Robbie can't get an erection
Cos he's too bl**dy fat
So you can't shag him
But you can grab his love handles instead.

And Rock DJ to

Won't you suck my c**k, BJ
Because I've been keeping it up all night.

 

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lets dance - chris Montez

" hey baby wont take a chance , drop your knickers and I`ll drop my pants lets dance "

 


interviewer " iggy , do you think you influenced anybody?"
iggy pop " I think I wiped out the 60`S "

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View the_mcanuff_stuff's Profile the_mcanuff_stuff Flag Caterham 18 Feb 16 4.33pm Send a Private Message to the_mcanuff_stuff Add the_mcanuff_stuff as a friend

Originally posted by Hoof Hearted

The Beatles - Yesterday changed to "Leprosy.... I'm not half the man I used to be!"

The Police - So Lonely changed to "Sue Lawley".

"Leprosy. All these pieces hanging off of me. I'm not half the man I used to be. Oh I believe in Leprosy"

"Syphilis. All I wanted was a little kiss. Now I find it hard to piss! Oh I believe in Syphilis"

"HIV. All I wanted was some buggery. Now I'm left with no immunity. Oh I believe in HIV"

 

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Manfred Mann The Mighty Quinn " you aint seen nothing like her mighty quim"

The Jam - Eton Rifles "eating trifle"

 


Is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour? [Link]

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living on a prayer Bon Jovi

Dino gonna die of old age, sang it today then looked up the lyrics is actually
Gina works the diner all day

another school yard classic to Jesus Christ superstar

Georgie best superstar walks like a woman and he wears a bra

George Ezra Budapest, ah da bi do oooh ah ooooh adabi doh

 

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When Kurt Cobain sings on Lithium 'I'm so horny but that's OK ....' it always sounds like he then says 'my willie's good' - because that's what he should have wrote.

 

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Originally posted by richard shaw (og)65

gene Pitney - 24 hours from Tulsa

" and I was only 24 hours from tulse hill " hal would be turning in his grave hearing my sing that

Carter USM did exactly that, along with any other puns on South London

 

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