What happened to the good old flounce???
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jamiemartin721  Reading 07 Mar 16 2.14pm |
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Originally posted by Lyons550
She was so self obsessed...and what she did to Forest pretty much stuffed her on here....extremely needy Forrest remains one of the most respected and well liked members of the HOL. Top bloke, probably second only the legendary staffie. Two things are true, both are HOL Legends.
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 matt_himself Matataland 07 Mar 16 3.18pm |
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Originally posted by Hoof Hearted
I was wondering when my name would come up.... still, there were three to choose from. I actually enjoy hot tubbing and sushi Matt. Have you ever been to one of Cucking's hot tub soirée's?
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| matt_himself Matataland 07 Mar 16 3.25pm |
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Originally posted by Hoof Hearted
I was wondering when my name would come up.... still, there were three to choose from. I actually enjoy hot tubbing and sushi Matt. According to Urban Dictionary, 'hot tubbing' is the act of pulling your partners bum cheeks apart and then blowing into their anus. And apparently a Sushi is a man who doesn't use a condom during intercourse.
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| Apollofuzz On the edge of reason 07 Mar 16 3.46pm |
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Originally posted by Hoof Hearted
Kenny Lunt.... she still owes Forest for the price of a ticket. Now that was a flounce. She was great entertainment, Well worth the £15 Did Saxon eagle flounce in the end ? This is the end of the Saxon who done it thread. Quote jelholyoake at 14 Sep 2011 8.42pm Ohh Jel how we miss you Edited by Apollofuzz (07 Mar 2016 3.57pm)
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| Hoof Hearted 07 Mar 16 4.28pm | |
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Originally posted by matt_himself
According to Urban Dictionary, 'hot tubbing' is the act of pulling your partners bum cheeks apart and then blowing into their anus. And apparently a Sushi is a man who doesn't use a condom during intercourse. Busted......
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 becky over the moon 07 Mar 16 4.36pm |
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Originally posted by Hoof Hearted
Kenny Lunt.... she still owes Forest for the price of a ticket. No she doesn't - FH actually found an unexpected £15 in his bank account about a month after it all kicked off..... then there was the northern woman who flounced after your comments about Kylie Minogue whose name escapes me for the minute. Now that was a flounce and a half - and she slammed the door behind her if I remember correctly.
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| Part Time James 07 Mar 16 4.40pm |
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Originally posted by matt_himself
According to Urban Dictionary, 'hot tubbing' is the act of pulling your partners bum cheeks apart and then blowing into their anus. And apparently a Sushi is a man who doesn't use a condom during intercourse. I don't know why people do all this stuff when I have no problem ejaculating the moment my helmet touches a beef curtain. All this additional stuff that people do these days is unnecessary one-upmanship if you ask me. No doubt "one-upmanship" is another sordid act that I'd rather not know about too.
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| Cucking Funt Clapham on the Back 07 Mar 16 4.44pm |
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Originally posted by becky
No she doesn't - FH actually found an unexpected £15 in his bank account about a month after it all kicked off..... then there was the northern woman who flounced after your comments about Kylie Minogue whose name escapes me for the minute. Now that was a flounce and a half - and she slammed the door behind her if I remember correctly. Sheffield Gabor.... and she's back.
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| Hoof Hearted 07 Mar 16 4.45pm | |
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Originally posted by jamiemartin721
Forrest remains one of the most respected and well liked members of the HOL. Top bloke, probably second only the legendary staffie. Two things are true, both are HOL Legends. You weren't around when this site was first formed jamie. staffie and Forest are kind helpful HOL legends that is true but some of the posters in the early days of this site were behemoths of fun and laughter. The site itself was more fun - you didn't have to register to post on the away forum. It was like a wild west saloon and you never knew if you were responding to an actual away fan or a HOL member masquerading as one. To this day I do not know who was doing Valley Sally, but he/she was hilarious. On General Talk there were great battles between Half Man Half Slug and Petealiator that went on for months with no letting up. There was no profanity filter, I don't remember any red cards being dished out, or yellow for that matter. Cucking Funt was a moderator and was more lenient than our Mods today, you really had to go some to get a card. Jake Da Eagle was one of the funniest people I have ever heard. He was a HOL legend. Sadly all of them have gone and like the EU, this site is now a bureaucratic shadow of it's former self, a nanny state in comparison to how it began.
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| Hoof Hearted 07 Mar 16 4.49pm | |
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Originally posted by becky
No she doesn't - FH actually found an unexpected £15 in his bank account about a month after it all kicked off..... then there was the northern woman who flounced after your comments about Kylie Minogue whose name escapes me for the minute. Now that was a flounce and a half - and she slammed the door behind her if I remember correctly. Sheffield Gabor.... she was a crazy woman Becks. I wound her right up and she bit every time. Unfortunately my Minogue gag hit upon a raw nerve with her..... ooops..... LOL
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 07 Mar 16 5.01pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
I don't know why people do all this stuff when I have no problem ejaculating the moment my helmet touches a beef curtain. All this additional stuff that people do these days is unnecessary one-upmanship if you ask me. No doubt "one-upmanship" is another sordid act that I'd rather not know about too. Also, I maybe somewhat naïve, but does not wearing a condom or blowing into someone's anus require its own slang. Slang should be reserved for the kind of activities which neither you, or any other party involved, can be entirely sure of the legality of the act.
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 07 Mar 16 5.03pm |
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Originally posted by Hoof Hearted
Sheffield Gabor.... she was a crazy woman Becks. I wound her right up and she bit every time. Unfortunately my Minogue gag hit upon a raw nerve with her..... ooops..... LOL Now that definitely sounds like a euphemism for doing a rather baggy assed, badly maintained woman, in her 'industrial wasteland', possibly in exchange for an embarrassingly small fee.
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