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jamiemartin721  Reading 08 Mar 16 4.57pm |
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Originally posted by Stuk
Playboy has stopped doing nudes. Yet another opportunity for women gone. Playboy was for LGBTSQIXYMA or whatever. It was a safe bet, if a mate had more than two copies of Playboy, he was 'well versed in Gilbert and Sullivan'. Fiesta, that was a proper mans skin mag. A masturbatory aid featuring women you actually wouldn't want to f**k.
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 08 Mar 16 5.02pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
Yeah but it stopped the dog humping the furniture. Nah, bloody dog has Isolated 17,20-lyase deficiency takes for ever to get it hard. You know these jokes were much easier when it was just LGBT
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 Stuk Top half 08 Mar 16 5.13pm |
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Originally posted by jamiemartin721
Playboy was for LGBTSQIXYMA or whatever. It was a safe bet, if a mate had more than two copies of Playboy, he was 'well versed in Gilbert and Sullivan'. Fiesta, that was a proper mans skin mag. A masturbatory aid featuring women you actually wouldn't want to f**k. Reader's wives without the admission of them being so.
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| Pikester Worthing 09 Mar 16 12.40pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
I better start removing my ribs.
You fed me, you bred me, I'll remember your name. |
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Ha!| DanH SW2 09 Mar 16 1.04pm |
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Originally posted by Pikester
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 09 Mar 16 1.16pm |
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Originally posted by Stuk
Reader's wives without the admission of them being so. The only magazine in which the Readers Wives could sometimes be far more attractive than the centre spread. If you could maintain an errection whilst banging one out to Fiesta, you could be pretty certain that you were heterosexual, and quite possibly likely to end up on the Sex Offenders Register.
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| Pikester Worthing 09 Mar 16 1.26pm |
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Originally posted by DanH
I don't keep a journal and update an excel spreadsheet which has a bar graph and a pivot table you know old boy!!! 37.
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| martin2412 Living The Dream 09 Mar 16 1.38pm |
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Right you lot, you've had your women's day, now get the feckin dinner on.
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| Blue'n'red Field of Chels (Orpington) 09 Mar 16 2.41pm |
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Today is international woman's day, it was supposed to be yesterday but they took longer than expected to get ready.
They say hard work never hurt anyone ... but why take a chance? |
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| Part Time James 09 Mar 16 2.51pm |
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Every day is national womens' day. You just try to be right about something any day of the year and it'll be given short shrift.
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 09 Mar 16 3.29pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
Every day is national womens' day. You just try to be right about something any day of the year and it'll be given short shrift. Unless its stating its women's day. The only time a man can be both right, and attain peace, is when he agrees with his wife...
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| Part Time James 09 Mar 16 3.40pm |
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Originally posted by jamiemartin721
Unless its stating its women's day. The only time a man can be both right, and attain peace, is when he agrees with his wife... Conversations with my girlfriend go along the lines of (I may be exaggerating): Her: The sky is pink
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