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View Mr_Gristle's Profile Mr_Gristle Flag In the land of Whelk Eaters 17 Mar 16 1.25pm Send a Private Message to Mr_Gristle Add Mr_Gristle as a friend

Originally posted by Green Giant

Having a case of the lurgy this week I have been watching TV in the morning for a change. At the moment there is an item on Good Morning or words to that effect entitled ' I can't stop eating my armchair.' I s*** you not.
The woman in question is being given counselling by the oddest looking couple of aliens I've ever seen. Anyway, sofa so good.
Is daytime telly always this bad? When I was off Ill from school you had Charlton And The Wheelies to look forward to.

Edited by Green Giant (17 Mar 2016 11.44am)

Chorlton & The Wheelies and Jamie & The Magic Torch were more intellectually stimulating than most of the drivel you are having to suffer mate.

Perhaps it's a government plan to lower sick absence for anyone with a job whilst keeping the professional dole bandits comfortably numb and perfectly incapable of mental development :-)

Edited by Mr_Gristle (17 Mar 2016 1.25pm)

 


Well I think Simon's head is large; always involved in espionage. (Name that tune)

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View becky's Profile becky Flag over the moon 17 Mar 16 5.17pm Send a Private Message to becky Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add becky as a friend

Originally posted by Hrolf The Ganger

It is no wonder that people especially some women are total morons with the diet of daytime garbage they are served up.
In fairness, there are plenty of half decent things you could watch in the daytime or indeed watch things that you have recorded from the evening but the simple minded always migrate toward drivel.

Edited by Hrolf The Ganger (17 Mar 2016 12.19pm)

...or maybe *whispers quietly*.....read a book instead

 


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View thegreatlardino's Profile thegreatlardino Flag crawley/selsey 17 Mar 16 5.27pm Send a Private Message to thegreatlardino Add thegreatlardino as a friend

some of the african channels in the high numbers are class or the god ones

 


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View kingdowieonthewall's Profile kingdowieonthewall Flag Sussex, ex-Cronx. 17 Mar 16 5.28pm Send a Private Message to kingdowieonthewall Add kingdowieonthewall as a friend

Originally posted by steph_eagle

This pair?

I work from home one day and week and the TV actually helps me work because it's that bad.

work from home - big w*** window.

 


Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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Green Giant Flag I'm Mr Meseeks. Look at me. 17 Mar 16 5.31pm

Originally posted by becky

...or maybe *whispers quietly*.....read a book instead

Eurgh books. What's the point?
I'll wait for the blu ray thanks.

 


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View Superfly's Profile Superfly Flag The sun always shines in Catford 17 Mar 16 5.31pm Send a Private Message to Superfly Add Superfly as a friend

Originally posted by becky

...or maybe *whispers quietly*.....read a book instead

I would recommend You Couldn't Make It Up by Jeremy Kyle or Loose Women - Girls' Night In

 


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View elgrande's Profile elgrande Flag bedford 17 Mar 16 5.34pm Send a Private Message to elgrande Add elgrande as a friend

That's the only reason I work....daytime telly,don't need the money just stops me watching it.

 


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View rikz's Profile rikz Flag Croydon 17 Mar 16 6.04pm Send a Private Message to rikz Add rikz as a friend

Nothing worse than flicking this morning on for a bit of Holly and having Eamon Holmes grid welcoming you.

 

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View PA's Profile PA Flag Bedfordshire 17 Mar 16 11.40pm Send a Private Message to PA Add PA as a friend

Originally posted by Green Giant

Having a case of the lurgy this week I have been watching TV in the morning for a change. At the moment there is an item on Good Morning or words to that effect entitled ' I can't stop eating my armchair.' I s*** you not.
The woman in question is being given counselling by the oddest looking couple of aliens I've ever seen. Anyway, sofa so good.
Is daytime telly always this bad? When I was off Ill from school you had Charlton And The Wheelies to look forward to.

Edited by Green Giant (17 Mar 2016 11.44am)

My uncle wrote story lines for Chorlton and the Wheelies! Not much of a claim to fame i know.....

 

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View palace777's Profile palace777 Flag belfast 17 Mar 16 11.42pm Send a Private Message to palace777 Add palace777 as a friend

Originally posted by steph_eagle

This pair?

I work from home one day and week and the TV actually helps me work because it's that bad.

Wtf is with those chins?

 

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View johnfirewall's Profile johnfirewall Flag 18 Mar 16 7.46am Send a Private Message to johnfirewall Add johnfirewall as a friend

Last year one of the breakfast shows was criticised by mental health campaigners and sufferers for presenting OCD as a condition where you were just obsessively clean, when in fact symptoms can involve murderous thoughts including towards your own children.

It's daytime telly FFS.

That said, The One Show is the most depressingly mundane thing on TV.

 

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View dannyb1's Profile dannyb1 Flag Chichester 18 Mar 16 8.05am Send a Private Message to dannyb1 Add dannyb1 as a friend

Ahh that mega confusingly ugly couple "the speakmans"(what a s*** cabaret name) who look like there somewhat committing incest, how anyone (and there are people) can pay to listen to these two for life advice and take them seriously is beyond me (you don't deserve a life TBH)


What I don't get is how anyone thinks it's acceptable to flop there dodgy tits out or warty cock on TV for Jeremy Kyles doctor surgery stating that they were "too embarrassed to go too there GP"?

 

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