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View Icepick Tony's Profile Icepick Tony Flag Chester 11 Apr 16 9.29am Send a Private Message to Icepick Tony Add Icepick Tony as a friend

Originally posted by Mapletree

They do have a habit of eloping and adopting a family that fits their lifestyle better. I found one of mine about ten doors up the road, new name and new life. Cheeky beggars brought him back six months later saying he needed work doing on his teeth and asking us to pay. I think we split the difference.

So there's a fair chance Cheetara is fine and living in the lap of luxury, or at least a crazy cat lady.

But they do come back sometimes too. Especially if they get locked in a garage or shed for a bit, tough little blighters they are.

Our cat went missing for 3 weeks last year. Came back one day looking like a skeleton so assumed it must've been locked in a shed. Whilst she was gone 2 wood pigeons decided they could now stroll around our back garden like they owned it. That lasted about 30 mins after she got back, then there was 1 pigeon.

 


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Originally posted by Icepick Tony

Our cat went missing for 3 weeks last year. Came back one day looking like a skeleton so assumed it must've been locked in a shed. Whilst she was gone 2 wood pigeons decided they could now stroll around our back garden like they owned it. That lasted about 30 mins after she got back, then there was 1 pigeon.

f***in boring wood pigeons , I don't mind decent interesting birds hanging out in my back garden but them cnuts . the squirrels seem to like chasing them round the lawn though , but ive gone off them buggers now a few of them decided the outdoors wasn't bijou enough for them and set up home in my loft , even the squirrels are getting into gentrification where I live

 


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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 13 Apr 16 5.13pm

Originally posted by Part Time James

This forum isn't meant to be used for advertising.

How about trying to help him with his question?

Quite, sorry, er, give me a picture and an address, and I'll take care of it for 2.42 bitcoins.

 


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ParchmoreEagle Flag Belair 16 Apr 16 3.04am

Have you considered killing the cat?

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View Cannonball's Profile Cannonball Flag High in the Ozarks. 19 Apr 16 11.11am Send a Private Message to Cannonball Add Cannonball as a friend

Originally posted by Qwijibo

I hate my cat. What should I do?

Leave it on the side of the plate and just eat the vegetables and spuds.

 


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