Excellent!

Just to make you all jealous (and be a bit Willo-ish)

I once played golf with Ivan Lendl and Tony Roche (his coach at the time)

Both were left handers.

I'm left handed too, as is my playing partner Mike. We used to play at Henbury, Bristol, but my Parkinsons prevents me now.

We noticed them behind us and were hitting their balls a huge distance, so we let them play through at a short par 3.

Both were very chatty and said what a weird thing it was to see 4 left handers tee off at golf, so we all played the hole together. By fcuk was I nervous teeing off though and managed to hit it just off the green. They peppered the flag, holed out for a birdie each and said goodbye.

I also met Bjorn Borg at a Heathrow Airport bar lounge waiting for a plane to LA (funnily enough with Mike I mentioned above).

I was having a beer and he came and sat at our table with his beautiful girlfriend.

Bizarre experience that one!

You win Dermott.... that is about as good as it gets mate!

For my 16 yo old son's birthday, I took the family to Barcelona for the Champs League match with Athletico match on Tuesday. So my answer's Messi. Shame he didn't score that overhead kick, that was right in front of us.
He held his palace scarf up at the TV camera each time it came near us.

Four wheels drives the body - Two wheels drives the soul

I saw Real Madrid play in Thailand . They had ronnaddo .beckham .zidan .carlos.also saw marradona play at wembley in a charity game .aboult a year after the hand ball.never seen some one booed that much .i used to work at Fulham selling programmes when Rodney marsh and bestie were ther

I remember George Best when Fulham played Palace in the second division during the 77/78 season. Unfortunately, he was a donkey by then and broke Ian Evans leg during that match.

Fulham also had Rodney Marsh and Bobby Moore playing for them in the previous season. Best went off to play in America for his swan song shortly thereafter.

Edited by Percy of Peckham (10 Apr 2016 8.55am)

Denial is not just a river in Egypt!

I saw Pele,Ardiles etc at the Hidegkuti Nándor Stadium
in Budapest in 1980 while they were filming "Escape to Victory" (I got myself a part as a crowd extra.)

Touch my coffee and I will slap you so hard even Google won't be able to find you.