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| Hoof Hearted 14 Apr 16 4.52pm | |
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Originally posted by jamiemartin721
In any just world you would be legally within your rights to extract his liver with a rusty can lid. Apparently there is such a thing as a selfie stick. I my shame I downloaded that 'torch' app, because I thought it would be useful. Its not, its s**t, its less useful than those little torches they put into car keys. My phone battery runs out quite quickly as it is. I imagine you can probably see the battery strength indicator actually moving down on torch mode?
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 Pete53  Hassocks 14 Apr 16 5.12pm |
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I've still got a selfie I took of myself in 1982. Is that some kind of record?
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| nhp61 Goring-By-Sea born, now in Brackne... 14 Apr 16 8.37pm |
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Originally posted by Stuk
Yep. More annoying is when people call a photo taken by someone else a selfie. Like the bloke on the plane with the fake bomber. Who, if reports are to believed, is being lined up to appear in the next series of Celebrity Big Brother.
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| Charlie Croker Hampshire 14 Apr 16 8.52pm |
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Originally posted by becky
....and why do all the women have to adopt that looking up from under the eyelashes and pouting like a p*** star look, whilst most of the men either pull stupid faces or adopt silly macho poses? Or take them at a jaunty angle - tw*ts
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| Charlie Croker Hampshire 14 Apr 16 9.03pm |
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Originally posted by Hoof Hearted
I don't even know what buttons to press to do a selfie or turn my phone into a torch. My wife told me about an incident at work yesterday. She was waiting behind some 30ish bloke at the hot drinks dispenser who was engrossed in his iPhone and not paying attention. So my wife prodded him and said... "excuse me... the machine is indicating that you need to put a cup in the dispenser" Reply... "Uuugh soz, my bad" After about another few minutes of iPhone gazing.... my wife had to prod him again and said... "Excuse me... but your drink is ready now, could you take it out, so that I can get a drink and go back to work please?" Reply... "Uuugh soz, my bad" What a tool. She should have inserted his phone in his nearest available orifice
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 15 Apr 16 10.07am |
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Originally posted by Hoof Hearted
My phone battery runs out quite quickly as it is. I imagine you can probably see the battery strength indicator actually moving down on torch mode? The battery indicator probably generates more light than the torch app.
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| Hoof Hearted 15 Apr 16 11.20am | |
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Originally posted by Charlie Croker
What a tool. She should have inserted his phone in his nearest available orifice She's a very kind and patient woman my Mrs.... she would have agonised about saying what she did say! ..... and she puts up with me! You lot only get my online persona... imagine the real person...... LOL
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| Superfly The sun always shines in Catford 15 Apr 16 11.45am |
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Originally posted by Pete53
I've still got a selfie I took of myself in 1982. Is that some kind of record? I think they were known as 'photographs' back then
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| dannyh wherever I lay my hat....... 15 Apr 16 12.40pm |
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Originally posted by jamiemartin721
People who take selfies are one up from serial child sex offenders, and probably less interesting. Kill them with bricks. Also anyone who uses their phone in a restaurant (bar excepted) should be burned with acid, and buried alive. Put the f**king thing down. Edited by jamiemartin721 (14 Apr 2016 3.33pm) You see it all the time with young couples, I was out having lunch with the long haired general the other day in Salisbury, couple came into the restaurant, got seated and immediately phones came out on the table and they sat there tapping away without even looking at each other ??!! It's mental, it's no wonder the divorce rate is through the roof couples these days barely know each others name these days, let alone what makes each other tick. "so why are divorcing Mrs Smith" The art of conversation is dying. Edited by dannyh (15 Apr 2016 12.41pm)
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| Midlands Eagle 15 Apr 16 1.31pm |
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Originally posted by jamiemartin721
The selfie sticks don't work with all phones. I bought one to use with my Samsung Galaxy S3 but it wouldn't work. I know some of the more terminally stupid like to grunt on about selfie sticks only being used by egotists and narcissistic but I was going on holiday with my young son and a selfie stick was the easiest way to get some holiday snaps of him and I together. I was on holiday last week and left the villa that we were staying in during bright sunshine but returned after dark and the torch facility on the phone was very helpful in finding the keyhole on the front door so they do have their proper uses as well as waving about at pop concerts
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| Stuk Top half 15 Apr 16 3.00pm |
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Originally posted by Midlands Eagle
The selfie sticks don't work with all phones. I bought one to use with my Samsung Galaxy S3 but it wouldn't work. I know some of the more terminally stupid like to grunt on about selfie sticks only being used by egotists and narcissistic but I was going on holiday with my young son and a selfie stick was the easiest way to get some holiday snaps of him and I together. I was on holiday last week and left the villa that we were staying in during bright sunshine but returned after dark and the torch facility on the phone was very helpful in finding the keyhole on the front door so they do have their proper uses as well as waving about at pop concerts We used to accost a local and do the classic take a photograph mime. Then make them take another in case the first one was s***e.
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| susmik PLYMOUTH -But Made in Old Coulsdon... 15 Apr 16 3.21pm |
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Originally posted by Midlands Eagle
The selfie sticks don't work with all phones. I bought one to use with my Samsung Galaxy S3 but it wouldn't work. I know some of the more terminally stupid like to grunt on about selfie sticks only being used by egotists and narcissistic but I was going on holiday with my young son and a selfie stick was the easiest way to get some holiday snaps of him and I together. I was on holiday last week and left the villa that we were staying in during bright sunshine but returned after dark and the torch facility on the phone was very helpful in finding the keyhole on the front door so they do have their proper uses as well as waving about at pop concerts Here you go:
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