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Superfly The sun always shines in Catford 25 Apr 16 4.58pm | |
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Originally posted by jamiemartin721
As for all those listed here, man you guys are fussy as f**k. To clarify - I can't see what so special about them but I wouldn't have any problems in aiming my spaff in their vicinity
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Part Time James 25 Apr 16 8.44pm | |
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Originally posted by Superfly
To clarify - I can't see what so special about them but I wouldn't have any problems in aiming my spaff in their vicinity It's not often I need to pick you up on a technicality Supe, but "aiming" it implies that you aren't making any contact with the aforementioned females. I believe, given that the scenario is totally hypothetical, you shouldn't actually need to hypothetically aim your beans at the lady. Instead you should hypothetically be balls deep in her when your load bolts. Just thought I'd stop you sounding like a bit of a bender on a forum that doesn't tolerate mincers.
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Jacey 25 Apr 16 9.03pm | |
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Many of the ladies mentioned are quite stunningly beautiful in my old fashioned view. Guess the saying ' beauty is in the eye of the beholder' sums up this discussion rather well.
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ex hibitionist Hastings 25 Apr 16 11.23pm | |
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Originally posted by Jacey
Many of the ladies mentioned are quite stunningly beautiful in my old fashioned view. Guess the saying ' beauty is in the eye of the beholder' sums up this discussion rather well. Ah beauty, that strange necessity, I'd happily deposit my spaff inside Paris Hilton, something moronically available about her, as for the rest the chance of administering a vigorous portion up the jacksy would increase the temptation, tighter drier and more degrading to women as they say, especially Cheryll Rio Ferdinand Versace Lamborghini or whatever her name is now, she'd be as tight as a very tight thing, nicely underweight now, so the pain element does put a different slant on things. Holly Willoughby - she could do with a good helping up the Gary.
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Brentmiester_General Front line in the battle against t... 25 Apr 16 11.46pm | |
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Beyoncé.
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Superfly The sun always shines in Catford 26 Apr 16 8.35am | |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
It's not often I need to pick you up on a technicality Supe, but "aiming" it implies that you aren't making any contact with the aforementioned females. I believe, given that the scenario is totally hypothetical, you shouldn't actually need to hypothetically aim your beans at the lady. Instead you should hypothetically be balls deep in her when your load bolts. Just thought I'd stop you sounding like a bit of a bender on a forum that doesn't tolerate mincers. You are of course correct. My language was very much influenced by my only sexual encounter with a celebrity. Barbara Windsor was unveiling the new Clinton cards in the Glades in Bromley, I was on the upper tier and aiming was very much the order of the day (missed by some distance - apologies once again to Gary Wilmot)
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Part Time James 26 Apr 16 9.23am | |
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Originally posted by Superfly
You are of course correct. My language was very much influenced by my only sexual encounter with a celebrity. Barbara Windsor was unveiling the new Clinton cards in the Glades in Bromley, I was on the upper tier and aiming was very much the order of the day (missed by some distance - apologies once again to Gary Wilmot) Hahaha, you never fail to make me laugh! I think celebrity stalking is a whole other category and actually most people would lower their standards even further if all they had to do was w**k on a celebrity from the top of the Whitgift centre. As, of course, you have confirmed above regarding aiming for Barbara Windsor, Gary Wilmot and Bill Clinton. Go for the scatter-gun approach, textbook.
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Part Time James 26 Apr 16 9.24am | |
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Originally posted by ex hibitionist
Ah beauty, that strange necessity, I'd happily deposit my spaff inside Paris Hilton, something moronically available about her, as for the rest the chance of administering a vigorous portion up the jacksy would increase the temptation, tighter drier and more degrading to women as they say, especially Cheryll Rio Ferdinand Versace Lamborghini or whatever her name is now, she'd be as tight as a very tight thing, nicely underweight now, so the pain element does put a different slant on things. Holly Willoughby - she could do with a good helping up the Gary. I think Superfly has an 'in' with Gary Wilmot if you're on the prowl?
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Cannonball High in the Ozarks. 26 Apr 16 12.24pm | |
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Originally posted by Superfly
Kate Moss is and always has been a skank Paris Hilton looks like she's run into a brick wall Tori Spelling looks like a tranny Julia Roberts. Massive gob! Christina Aguilera has done well playing up filthy sl*t card as her boat race is nothing special Can't really see much in Taylor Swift. And I know she'd get on my wick. Anne Hathaway looks doped up or lobotomised Kirsten Dunst is just a rotter and I'm STILL livid she was Mary Jane Parker Can't quite see the point of Uma Thurman and Miley Cirus is an effiminate looking boy with a tongue obsession Agree with them all except Uma-she always gives me a huge erection. Attachment: Uma-Thurman-uma-thurman-5360776-1024-768.jpg (348.11Kb)
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