Suited copper to the parents and sister who had just identified the body of their son.

"Did he like a drink?"

Sis: "Yes, er, a pint here and there. Nothing more' (she's thinking 'why are you asking me this?')

"Did he smoke?"

"No"

Copper again - "You'll be telling me he was a virgin next!"

Anyone who watches the doc is left in no doubt. Even the mechanical scientist found with all the hard evidence that the amount of people let through the turnstiles and gate was pretty much the same as the capacity.

Big chest and massive boobs

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