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Cucking Funt Clapham on the Back 03 Jun 16 6.34pm
A pair of irresistibly slappable cntsuckers. Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham*
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Cucking Funt

Clapham on the Back 03 Jun 16 6.34pm

A pair of irresistibly slappable c*ntsuckers.

Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham

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Michaelawt85 Bexley 03 Jun 16 7.19pm
Originally posted by Stuk Check out this pair of t***s. [Link] Can't be much worse than my wedding. Photos of me had been put on Facebook before I even got to the reception ffs When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC
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Michaelawt85

Bexley 03 Jun 16 7.19pm

Originally posted by Stuk

Check out this pair of t***s.

[Link]

Can't be much worse than my wedding. Photos of me had been put on Facebook before I even got to the reception ffs

When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

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Stuk Top half 03 Jun 16 7.48pm
Originally posted by Michaelawt85 Can't be much worse than my wedding. Photos of me had been put on Facebook before I even got to the reception ffs Rude. At least you didn't pay someone "thousands of pounds" for it though. Optimistic as ever
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Stuk

Top half 03 Jun 16 7.48pm

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

Can't be much worse than my wedding. Photos of me had been put on Facebook before I even got to the reception ffs

Rude. At least you didn't pay someone "thousands of pounds" for it though.

Optimistic as ever

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bertshead Castlederg 03 Jun 16 9.23pm
Originally posted by paperhat "wealth management consultant" so, mortgage/financial adviser then. Not belittling either job, but give it its real title ffs, it's like calling a drug dealer a pharmaceutical distribution agent. Wealth Management Consultant my arse, the attention seeking c*** is nothing but a loanshark.
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bertshead

Castlederg 03 Jun 16 9.23pm

Originally posted by paperhat

"wealth management consultant"

so, mortgage/financial adviser then.

Not belittling either job, but give it its real title ffs, it's like calling a drug dealer a pharmaceutical distribution agent.

Wealth Management Consultant my arse, the attention seeking c*** is nothing but a loanshark.

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Pete53 Hassocks 11 Jun 16 4.21pm
People who use Facebook for earnest causes. Pop-ups e.g. you only have to brush someones name with your mouse for their details spring up. Facebook trying to be clever - I recently got some wretched video compilation of my "friends and memories" accompanied by soupy music. Of course this was completely randomly generated and the same status was given to my children as some bod I communicated with once and haven't been bothered to de-friend. Any video posted that begins with "watch this you won't believe what happens next"
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Hassocks 11 Jun 16 4.21pm

People who use Facebook for earnest causes.

Pop-ups e.g. you only have to brush someones name with your mouse for their details spring up.

Facebook trying to be clever - I recently got some wretched video compilation of my "friends and memories" accompanied by soupy music. Of course this was completely randomly generated and the same status was given to my children as some bod I communicated with once and haven't been bothered to de-friend.

Any video posted that begins with "watch this you won't believe what happens next"

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Cucking Funt Clapham on the Back 11 Jun 16 11.24pm
Not so much Facebook but certainly epidemic on LinkedIn; posting pictures showing 'inspiring' quotations (frequently out of context) from 'inspiring' business people (Branson, Gates, Jobs etc) or 'inspiring' public figures (Obama, Mandela, JFK, MLK etc) and attracting comments like 'so true' or 'thought for the day' from limp wristed cntwits who are incapable of thinking for themselves. Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham*
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Cucking Funt

Clapham on the Back 11 Jun 16 11.24pm

Not so much Facebook but certainly epidemic on LinkedIn; posting pictures showing 'inspiring' quotations (frequently out of context) from 'inspiring' business people (Branson, Gates, Jobs etc) or 'inspiring' public figures (Obama, Mandela, JFK, MLK etc) and attracting comments like 'so true' or 'thought for the day' from limp wristed c*ntwits who are incapable of thinking for themselves.

Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham

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Kermit8 Hevon 11 Jun 16 11.26pm
Originally posted by Cucking Funt Not so much Facebook but certainly epidemic on LinkedIn; posting pictures showing 'inspiring' quotations (frequently out of context) from 'inspiring' business people (Branson, Gates, Jobs etc) or 'inspiring' public figures (Obama, Mandela, JFK, MLK etc) and attracting comments like 'so true' or 'thought for the day' from limp wristed c*ntwits who are incapable of thinking for themselves. Great post Funty and quite inspirational. Mind if I use it? Big chest and massive boobs [Link]
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Kermit8

Hevon 11 Jun 16 11.26pm

Originally posted by Cucking Funt

Great post Funty and quite inspirational. Mind if I use it?

Big chest and massive boobs

[Link]

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Pikester Worthing 12 Jun 16 11.09am
Originally posted by Cucking Funt Not so much Facebook but certainly epidemic on LinkedIn; posting pictures showing 'inspiring' quotations (frequently out of context) from 'inspiring' business people (Branson, Gates, Jobs etc) or 'inspiring' public figures (Obama, Mandela, JFK, MLK etc) and attracting comments like 'so true' or 'thought for the day' from limp wristed c*ntwits who are incapable of thinking for themselves. So true. You fed me, you bred me, I'll remember your name.
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Pikester

Worthing 12 Jun 16 11.09am

Originally posted by Cucking Funt

So true.

You fed me, you bred me, I'll remember your name.

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Cucking Funt Clapham on the Back 12 Jun 16 12.04pm
Originally posted by Pikester So true. Now don't forget to share it with your 'network'. Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham
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Cucking Funt

Clapham on the Back 12 Jun 16 12.04pm

Originally posted by Pikester

So true.

Now don't forget to share it with your 'network'.

Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham

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Pikester Worthing 12 Jun 16 1.13pm
Originally posted by Cucking Funt Now don't forget to share it with your 'network'. What is all this 'Network' balls. I've got a few people I used to work with who I'll occasionally have a beer with and a whole load who I cross the road to avoid. Networks are for Benders. You fed me, you bred me, I'll remember your name.
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Pikester

Worthing 12 Jun 16 1.13pm

Originally posted by Cucking Funt

Now don't forget to share it with your 'network'.

What is all this 'Network' balls. I've got a few people I used to work with who I'll occasionally have a beer with and a whole load who I cross the road to avoid.

Networks are for Benders.

You fed me, you bred me, I'll remember your name.

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Cucking Funt Clapham on the Back 12 Jun 16 1.24pm
Originally posted by Pikester What is all this 'Network' balls. I've got a few people I used to work with who I'll occasionally have a beer with and a whole load who I cross the road to avoid. Networks are for Benders. I only use LinkedIn because, as a contractor, I need to be visible to recruiters when I'm looking for a new gig (like now, for instance) and, unfortunately, LinkedIn is one of the first places they look. The sht that gets posted is cringeworthy in the extreme and I resisted joining it for a long time but dinosaurs like me need to be on it because most recruiters are a bunch of 12 year olds for whom the world beyond t'internet simply doesn't exist. I hate it but, sadly, I have to be involved with it. And it's the only way I was able to discover what JamieMartin90210 looks like. Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham*
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Cucking Funt

Clapham on the Back 12 Jun 16 1.24pm

Originally posted by Pikester

What is all this 'Network' balls. I've got a few people I used to work with who I'll occasionally have a beer with and a whole load who I cross the road to avoid.

Networks are for Benders.

I only use LinkedIn because, as a contractor, I need to be visible to recruiters when I'm looking for a new gig (like now, for instance) and, unfortunately, LinkedIn is one of the first places they look. The sh*t that gets posted is cringeworthy in the extreme and I resisted joining it for a long time but dinosaurs like me need to be on it because most recruiters are a bunch of 12 year olds for whom the world beyond t'internet simply doesn't exist.

I hate it but, sadly, I have to be involved with it. And it's the only way I was able to discover what JamieMartin90210 looks like.

Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham

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Pikester Worthing 12 Jun 16 1.54pm
Originally posted by Cucking Funt I only use LinkedIn because, as a contractor, I need to be visible to recruiters when I'm looking for a new gig (like now, for instance) and, unfortunately, LinkedIn is one of the first places they look. The sht that gets posted is cringeworthy in the extreme and I resisted joining it for a long time but dinosaurs like me need to be on it because most recruiters are a bunch of 12 year olds* for whom the world beyond t'internet simply doesn't exist. I hate it but, sadly, I have to be involved with it. And it's the only way I was able to discover what JamieMartin90210 looks like. In that case I would have thought you'd already have their contact details. I saw Jamie in the Selhurst Arms. I presume it was him as I doubt if anyone else has a Husker Du T Shirt. I quite regret not going and chatting with him but he looked like he was in a hammering mood and with my boyish good looks I'm never far from danger. You fed me, you bred me, I'll remember your name.
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Pikester

Worthing 12 Jun 16 1.54pm

Originally posted by Cucking Funt

I only use LinkedIn because, as a contractor, I need to be visible to recruiters when I'm looking for a new gig (like now, for instance) and, unfortunately, LinkedIn is one of the first places they look. The sh*t that gets posted is cringeworthy in the extreme and I resisted joining it for a long time but dinosaurs like me need to be on it because most recruiters are a bunch of 12 year olds for whom the world beyond t'internet simply doesn't exist.

I hate it but, sadly, I have to be involved with it. And it's the only way I was able to discover what JamieMartin90210 looks like.

In that case I would have thought you'd already have their contact details.

I saw Jamie in the Selhurst Arms. I presume it was him as I doubt if anyone else has a Husker Du T Shirt.
I quite regret not going and chatting with him but he looked like he was in a hammering mood and with my boyish good looks I'm never far from danger.

You fed me, you bred me, I'll remember your name.

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