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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 07 Jul 16 5.18pm

Originally posted by komakino

Jamie - Given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite...

Would you like a toasted teacake?

Yes. I'm very partial to a toasted teacake, provided it has butter on it.

As a side note, the universe isn't infinite, it just appears to be infinite from our dimensional aspect - from a higher dimensional perspective, time and space would be limited (we exist within time and space, and cannot exist outside of it - as such time and space would appear infinite to us).

Of course, this means god isn't necessarily infinite, as we know of god through man, and homo sapiens have only been around for about 2m of our planets 6bn years - Suggesting that God either was exceptionally lazy, doesn't exist, or came into existence at some point during that time, which of course, would place god within the finite universe of four dimensional space.

Can I have my teacake now.

 


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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 07 Jul 16 5.20pm

Originally posted by ex hibitionist

that's it for pickled onions - I have never tried a pickled egg, just can't work up the courage, and I am far from being a fussy eater, you don't have to go to chip shops, little old ladies are known to pickle duck and/or geese (as well as hens') eggs in obscure gaily coloured vinegars with dried flowers in small rural villages - can anyone share their experiences of pickled eggs - the do's and don'ts, or should I just f*** off and stop writing s***?

I understand where you're coming from, I've never tried a pickled egg either. On the occasions where I have worked up the courage to do so, and entered a chippy, I've always come away with one or two pickled onions (so much better than the typical Heywards version).

Has anyone else tried a pickled egg, who has a love of Pickled Onions. I feel that I have also missed out here.

 


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View becky's Profile becky Flag over the moon 07 Jul 16 7.03pm Send a Private Message to becky Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add becky as a friend

Originally posted by jamiemartin721

I understand where you're coming from, I've never tried a pickled egg either. On the occasions where I have worked up the courage to do so, and entered a chippy, I've always come away with one or two pickled onions (so much better than the typical Heywards version).

Has anyone else tried a pickled egg, who has a love of Pickled Onions. I feel that I have also missed out here.

I loathe pickled onions with a vehemence that you would not believe, but pickled eggs are a whole different dimension.......

Never eat one pickled in brown vinegar - that is so wrong it should be a criminal offence. Isinglass is the only thing to pickle eggs in, and they are divine - in fact I think that the manna that fell from heaven was probably pickled eggs.

Can they be this good - yes indeed and so, so moreish!

Is there a downside - err, yes, just make sure you spend the next day or two standing downwind of anyone you like or respect. You will be able to shift heavy objects with the wind that will be produced following your indulgence.

Hope this helps

 


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View Qwijibo's Profile Qwijibo Flag Bournemouth 07 Jul 16 7.57pm Send a Private Message to Qwijibo Add Qwijibo as a friend

Dear Jamie,

After Edward Woodward is sacrificed in the Wickerman, did the crops fail anyway?

Thank you.

 

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View ex hibitionist's Profile ex hibitionist Flag Hastings 07 Jul 16 11.38pm Send a Private Message to ex hibitionist Add ex hibitionist as a friend

Originally posted by Qwijibo

Dear Jamie,

After Edward Woodward is sacrificed in the Wickerman, did the crops fail anyway?

Thank you.

With respect to Jamie I would rather refer you to Britt Ekland, and if the crops did come back I would put it down to that lovely nudey dance she did.

 

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View coulsdoneagle's Profile coulsdoneagle Flag London 08 Jul 16 12.39am Send a Private Message to coulsdoneagle Add coulsdoneagle as a friend

I don't like pickled onions...

 

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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 08 Jul 16 12.32pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by coulsdoneagle

I don't like pickled onions...

And we really ought to respect that in modern society rather than make you into some kind of pariah and march you through the streets with your trousers on fire. In theory.

 




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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 08 Jul 16 1.27pm

Originally posted by ex hibitionist

With respect to Jamie I would rather refer you to Britt Ekland, and if the crops did come back I would put it down to that lovely nudey dance she did.

Quite agree, my seed certainly spouted after that dance

 


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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 08 Jul 16 3.56pm

Originally posted by coulsdoneagle

I don't like pickled onions...

Dangerous talk round here....

 


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nickgusset Flag Shizzlehurst 08 Jul 16 4.00pm

Jamie. Whatever happened to Peter Powell?

 

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View lankygit's Profile lankygit Flag Lincoln 08 Jul 16 4.29pm Send a Private Message to lankygit Add lankygit as a friend

As a founding member (only member,actually) of the BTSA (British Toad Sexing Association), what do you suggest BTSA does to bring this exciting hobby to a wider audience?
Can you think of a slogan for BTSA that would really capture public attention?
Most importantly, what is your opinion of toad sexing?

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View PeatlingPalace's Profile PeatlingPalace Flag Peatling Leicestershire, UK 08 Jul 16 8.26pm Send a Private Message to PeatlingPalace Add PeatlingPalace as a friend

Dear Jamie,

Is correct spelling and grammar necessary any more. Surely it does not matter how you spell a word if you can communicate exactly what you mean. Texting is a prime example.

So, with this in mind, should it be 'in' the arse or 'up' the arse ?

Kind regards
PP

 


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