without wishing to gazump with regard to anal/semantic technicalities I would say it depends on the angle of entry, although one can also be a figurative expression to denote being hornswaggled whilst the other relates solely to putting it where it's tighter, drier and more degrading/pleasurable (depending on one's preferences/sensibilities and relative location to other party/parties involved).

Jamie. An etiquette question.

If you are a guest in someone's house and you are overtaken by the need to drop a large and particularly bothersome turd, do you leave the bathroom door closed afterwards (thereby containing the stench but making the bathroom itself about as habitable as Fukushima) or do you leave the door ajar in the hope that the noxiousness quietly and harmlessly dissipates through the house? I'm assuming here that there is no air freshener in the bathroom and that the windows cannot be easily opened.

The correct term, given that the arse in question refers to the anal sphincter colloquially (arsehole), would be through the arse. It would likely be up the colon (situated beyond the rectum), or in the rectum, but as far as the arse is concerned, I believe through would be the correct terminology.

That said, from a less pedeantic position, I believe that up the arse would be correct, if one is referring to the thrust of the penetrating object, typically being 'up and away' from the penetrating parties pubic area. So can accept this as acceptable.

However, in the arse is incorrect, it should be through, up or in the rectum.

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Use the upstairs bathroom, and make ones deposit in the laundry hamper, and cover it with clothes, typically underwear or trousers. Then wipe and properly dispose of the toilet tissue. The discovering party will assume a member of the family humiliated by soiling themselves, has attempted to cover their crimes, rather than accuse a guest, thus granting increased pleasure at the misery you will thus cause to an innocent party. After all, when accused of s**ting themselves and hiding the evidence, who admits their crime.

Thus, you can easily avoid a minor embrassement by humiliating your hosts.

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Conspiracy theories are what happens when people with mental health problems go untreated in a world with mass communications. Its like a viral form of schizophrenia.

Its also interesting that when there is an actual conspiracy to be uncovered, they're no where to be seen (None of them seemed to be interested in things like Stephen Lawrence, Daniel Morgan or even something like the Police Actions at Beanfield).

But sure 9/11 was an inside job because someone watched a video 900 times from a single angle, and the shadow on a brick looks like the face on Mars or some such.

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Its currently a two horse race between the HoL favourite, the Pickled Onion, kind of the pickled snack and Pickled Red Cabbage, which has recently become a very popular addition to every salad lunch I have (possibly because the salad bar doesn't offer pickled onions).

Preference is for larger onions, rather than the smaller sweeter silverskins.

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