Amelia f***erado.

True fact

"It's not the bullet that's got my name on it that concerns me; it's all them other ones flyin' around marked 'To Whom It May Concern.'"

A few here...

I have met a guy with the name Jayant (and yes, it is pronounced Giant) Pimple, an Indian, who told me that Pimple is not an uncommon name over there.

And 20 years ago I used to work with a (then) young woman called Robyn de Bank, who's father was none other than Robin de Bank. And her mother had managed to secure a job in the NatWest branch in Oxford.

On the other hand, as a twenty-something, I was always looking to hitch up with Sheila Blige. Alternatively, I would have been equally happy getting between Helen Highwater!

I fractured my elbow as a teenager jumping off a wall, and was seen by an Indian medic called Doctor Toctor (true again, but I don't know the spelling of his surname) _ I forgot to ask if his assistant was Nursie Wursie and I should have introduced myself as Chicken Licken but I only thought of it later.

I knew a Jack Offord (said outloud it sounded very much like Jack Off Hard). Funny enough his sister went out with Kingsley who used to be on here a while back.

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Quote cornwalls palace at 24 Oct 2012 9.37am

He was right!!!...and we killed him!!... poor Orpinton Eagles........

At work we have a lovely Chinese lady called Daisy.

Daisy Chen

When I worked in Africa I knew:
* Small Boy
* Big Boy
* Innocent

i used to work with a woman called Theresa Green.

"It was a Team effort, I guess it took all players working together to lose this one"