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View Flightsequence's Profile Flightsequence Flag 04 Aug 16 6.44pm Send a Private Message to Flightsequence Add Flightsequence as a friend

Originally posted by Part Time James

I applied to go on Take Me Out once but I got rejected. It was possibly because I described my "type" as "Anything with a pulse. Or not", my party trick as "I have complete control of my eyebrows like those kids on the Cadbury's advert" and the photo I sent in was of me sucking an inflatable c*ck.

I'd have been more sensible on my application for a naked TV show. I would've just sent in a picture of my in the nuddy with the caption "How do you like them apples?"

You'd get on Songs Of Praise with the first bit.

 

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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 05 Aug 16 9.04am Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by Flightsequence

You'd get on Songs Of Praise with the first bit.

I'd probably get a job as a Catholic priest.

 




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View richard shaw (og)65's Profile richard shaw (og)65 Flag my minds eye 05 Aug 16 10.25am Send a Private Message to richard shaw (og)65 Add richard shaw (og)65 as a friend

Originally posted by Part Time James

I'd probably get a job as a Catholic priest.

on that subject ,anyone seen the film spotlight, based on truth , unbelievable

 


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View ASCPFC's Profile ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 07 Aug 16 4.32pm Send a Private Message to ASCPFC Add ASCPFC as a friend

Originally posted by Harpo

Me and Mrs H watch it religiously - it reinforces just how lucky we are with the bodies we each go to bed with.

Yes, the maid and her Tennis coach are quite good looking.

 


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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 08 Aug 16 10.12am Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Update: I have now actually watched this show. I only got as far as the breasts and decided not to carry on watching. Maybe I am growing up a bit, but I actually found myself cringing at a chap giving a detailed commentary on a woman's labia and areola in the context of whether he could go out on a date with her. Call me old fashioned, but I've always shrugged off a woman having a less than satisfactory v***** if her face and personality was good. Oh and a big floppy pair of knockers was always a deal breaker too.

 




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View Harpo's Profile Harpo Flag Oxfordshire 08 Aug 16 10.34am Send a Private Message to Harpo Add Harpo as a friend

Many years ago - in the 70's - I managed to be given access to the bed of a young woman who's attraction were eye-poppingly obvious.

I have to report that in that bed I discovered that big boobs were a big disappointment, and since that date I have given big boobs a big no-no.

A BSH is all that you need. Trust me.

 

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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 08 Aug 16 10.37am Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

I think if a woman had perfect boobs and fanny I'd feel under too much pressure to have a nice knob. If I went on that show I'd look for a girl with a rank body so that she didn't feel comfortable enough to giggle at my little willy.

 




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View ex hibitionist's Profile ex hibitionist Flag Hastings 08 Aug 16 5.34pm Send a Private Message to ex hibitionist Add ex hibitionist as a friend

there's all these sex documentaries and shows and they're all nothing to do with education and everything to do with cheap titillation (no pun intended) and this show is just about the worst example - utter bollocks of all shapes and sizes, in fact I am def getting old cos all these progs concerning the courtship of air head youth are a real bore (take me out, sun, sex, suspicios parents , dinner date - it's mi other alf who watches them btw - honest).

 

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View Michaelawt85's Profile Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 09 Aug 16 10.32pm Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

Originally posted by Harpo

Many years ago - in the 70's - I managed to be given access to the bed of a young woman who's attraction were eye-poppingly obvious.

I have to report that in that bed I discovered that big boobs were a big disappointment, and since that date I have given big boobs a big no-no.

A BSH is all that you need. Trust me.

Times like this I am glad mine are small. No sagging and spaniels ears for me

 


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View NickinOX's Profile NickinOX Flag Sailing country. 09 Aug 16 11.03pm Send a Private Message to NickinOX Add NickinOX as a friend

Originally posted by Part Time James

I applied to go on Take Me Out once but I got rejected. It was possibly because I described my "type" as "Anything with a pulse. Or not", my party trick as "I have complete control of my eyebrows like those kids on the Cadbury's advert" and the photo I sent in was of me sucking an inflatable c*ck.

I'd have been more sensible on my application for a naked TV show. I would've just sent in a picture of my in the nuddy with the caption "How do you like them apples?"

It's posts like these that make Palace Talk bearable. Well done.

 


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View HeathMan's Profile HeathMan Flag Purley 10 Aug 16 12.12am Send a Private Message to HeathMan Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add HeathMan as a friend

I have tried "Google", but still do not know the meaning of BSH. Please can I learn?

 

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View Flightsequence's Profile Flightsequence Flag 10 Aug 16 4.57am Send a Private Message to Flightsequence Add Flightsequence as a friend

Originally posted by HeathMan

I have tried "Google", but still do not know the meaning of BSH. Please can I learn?

I think he just left the 'U' out.

 

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