You got the wrong dip for the satay. Who chooses tomato ketchup over peanut sauce?

I went with:

Smoked ham and cheese
Pickled Onion Monster Munch (83p in the expensive crisps rankings)
Bottle of coke

Me and my colleague have decided that there is a "manly" combo in the Sainsbury's meal deal and any deviation from that makes you look a bit of a pansy.

That combo is:

1) The "Big Boy" sandwich as we call it. The smoked ham, egg and salad double decker.

2) Flame Grilled Steak McCoys. Not only are McCoys manly crips, steak is a manly cut of meat and also they were (maybe still are) the most expensive crisp you can purchase in a £3 meal deal, and thus exploiting the loophole.

3) Full fat Coca-Cola. Diet coke is for the sorts of women that go to weight watchers without their earrings on in the hope that they won't get called a fat b****** without those tiny bits of jewellery weighing them down.

Manly lunch is pint of snakebite and black, with a whiskey chaser, with some nuts, which you expressly comment 'as I missed breakfast'.

Shop across the road regularly has a three bags of MM for a quid. Its one of the reasons I refuse to move.

the tomato ketchup is the most disappointing aspect of my meal deal, I remember the glory days when it used to come sweet chilli sauce

I would argue that meal deals are the greatest lie told to the modern man.

In my opinion it is neither a meal nor a deal.

Often end up saving about 60p and the fact you have to choose between sweet or savoury snack option renders the meal incomplete in my humble opinion.

Having said that, today at lunch I went for Smoked ham and cheddar sandwich, a Vanilla Coke and wotsits