Family Friendly Pubs

Pubs that 'only serve real ale', and sneer if you want anything else, and then act like you're the c**t when you ask if they have - insert award winning craft lager here. I like all beer, but lets not get carried away people, you're drinking it because like everyone else who drinks, you don't like your life and want to take the edge off.

I also get that you don't sell fosters or stella or any of that s**t.

Also, beer shouldn't taste nutty with a hint of f**king autumnal grass, you bearded, chunky sweater wearing, sex offenders in waiting

"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug"
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Best money I ever spent. And we bought another one that is classed as hand luggage on a plane. Total sucker me.

What annoys me is sales people who convince you that you need the above sh@t!

People who wear their caps with the peak at the back.
Ripped jeans, can't still be fashionable surely.
People who have Ecigarettes that look like a fuc* ing steam train.

Edited by collier row eagle (08 Sep 2016 10.01am)

When people de-rail a thread with something totally unrelated.

People who don't bother with things called indicators.

People dressed all in black in the dark who Jay walk out between parked cars or from backs of buses.

People driving the wrong way round car parks who f***ing glare at you when they nearly drive into you / run you over

When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

Interesting. Is your favourite fabric conditioner "smoky bacon" by any chance?