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View richard shaw (og)65's Profile richard shaw (og)65 Flag my minds eye 22 Aug 16 9.09am Send a Private Message to richard shaw (og)65 Add richard shaw (og)65 as a friend

Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall

Teak oil hoof
20 min job.
Plastic back dust sheet down.
If uve got knackered furniture tosh it out in sadolin superdec.
Hard as nails.

that always reminds me of when I bought some teak sunbeds and I was treating them with oil before I could put them out . I had the radio on listening to the football and an excited reporter is screaming about how the Carlisle goalkeeper has come up for a last minute corner and kept them in the league . he then says the keeper is jimmy glass , I was like , what !!!!

everytime is see the bottle of teak oil in the cellar I always think of jimmy glass , that reminds me , that was probabl;y the only time ive ever treated them .

memories aye , immense times

 


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Hoof Hearted 22 Aug 16 11.06am

Originally posted by richard shaw (og)65

that always reminds me of when I bought some teak sunbeds and I was treating them with oil before I could put them out . I had the radio on listening to the football and an excited reporter is screaming about how the Carlisle goalkeeper has come up for a last minute corner and kept them in the league . he then says the keeper is jimmy glass , I was like , what !!!!

everytime is see the bottle of teak oil in the cellar I always think of jimmy glass , that reminds me , that was probabl;y the only time ive ever treated them .

memories aye , immense times

The poor Bastad is probably trussed up in Cucking's cellar in a gimp mask being 'treated' and lubricated with teak oil?

 

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View Ulysses's Profile Ulysses 22 Aug 16 11.28am Send a Private Message to Ulysses Add Ulysses as a friend

Anyone else feeling completely inadequate as a man reading some of these DIY comments?

 

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Hoof Hearted 22 Aug 16 11.35am

Originally posted by Ulysses

Anyone else feeling completely inadequate as a man reading some of these DIY comments?

How dare you insult KDOTW !

The great man Bob is a professional decorator and a legend not a DIY enthusiast!

(Don't get all emulsional Bob.... he didn't know)

 

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Originally posted by Hoof Hearted

How dare you insult KDOTW !

The great man Bob is a professional decorator and a legend not a DIY enthusiast!

(Don't get all emulsional Bob.... he didn't know)

I do apologise, Bob. That's how bad I am that I just consider anything real-man-related DIY! I'm even worse with cars... I now know where to go instead of watching my Dad do everything or finding a man on Google!

 

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View elgrande's Profile elgrande Flag bedford 22 Aug 16 1.26pm Send a Private Message to elgrande Add elgrande as a friend

Originally posted by Ulysses

Anyone else feeling completely inadequate as a man reading some of these DIY comments?

Yeah no the theory, but practical is crap.....I just get a man in from the village......easy

 


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Originally posted by elgrande

Yeah know the theory, but practical is crap.....I just get a man in from the village......easy

 


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View fledgling's Profile fledgling Flag Beckenham 22 Aug 16 2.33pm Send a Private Message to fledgling Add fledgling as a friend

Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall

Superdec.
Heres one set i done earlier as they say...

KDOTW - just put two coats of Liberon on my new soft wood decking. Following the weekend's rain I can see it's doing it's job but I think it could probably take two more coats...or would that be overkill?

Any advise much appreciated.

 

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.TUX. Flag 22 Aug 16 5.19pm

Originally posted by fledgling

KDOTW - just put two coats of Liberon on my new soft wood decking. Following the weekend's rain I can see it's doing it's job but I think it could probably take two more coats...or would that be overkill?

Any advise much appreciated.

Burn it
That's all decking is good for...........unless you happen to enjoy slipping over for no real reason.

 


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View Pete53's Profile Pete53 Flag Hassocks 22 Aug 16 7.25pm Send a Private Message to Pete53 Add Pete53 as a friend

plastic flowers to go with the artificial grass?

 

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Originally posted by Casual

Agree mate. It's the boll*cks. Like having another room to your house , got mine because my Maggie was going on about getting a dog , no mud or any of that when he goes in or out. Easy.
Apart from a bit of hoovering , got nothing to do in the garden apart from drinking Corona. Cushty.

I thought Corona stopped making pop years back - used to like their cream soda.

 

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.TUX. Flag 22 Aug 16 7.52pm

Originally posted by Pete53

plastic flowers to go with the artificial grass?

Flowers change with the seasons. Grass is grass.

 


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