5 facts about me.. the sequel
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 ex hibitionist  Hastings 11 Jan 17 12.31am |
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Originally posted by Blue'n'red
I'll bite 1) I'm profoundly deaf in both ears, I wear a hearing aid and a CI. these jokes about tinnitus are NOT funny. 2) I have represented England at disabled level football and denied John Fashnu a goal. 3) I've been spat over by John Nettles - was in 2nd row at RSC Anthony and Cleopatra. 4) I'm 6'3 and wear size 13 shoes 5) I keep and breed tropical fish do you keep these tropical fish in your underpants?
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| Blue'n'red Field of Chels (Orpington) 11 Jan 17 1.44am |
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Don't wear pants ... need to swing free ... anything that holds the beast down cuts off the blood supply and gives me a headache Edited by Blue'n'red (11 Jan 2017 1.48am)
They say hard work never hurt anyone ... but why take a chance? |
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| ex hibitionist Hastings 11 Jan 17 7.57pm |
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you don't want tropical fish surrounding your cods, quite understandable - and if these are indeed your sartorial habits I would urge you please not to go jogging in highly populated areas or near schools.
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Forest Hillbilly  in a hidey-hole 12 Jan 17 8.19am |
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1. Two years ago I met my MP in Sainsbury's. Amber Rudd told me I had made a "good effort in having a bottle in each hand". I noticed she had very large hands, which would make my p3ni5 look very small. 2. I worked for McLaren in 1988 (Ayrton Senna's first Championship year). I was offered the job of (van) driver in 1991. I told them to stick it. 3. My (then) Welsh girlfriend once wee'd in the street outside a kebab shop in Coventry at about 11pm in 1990. 4. My wife hasn't spoken to me for 48 hours.
"The facts have changed", Rishi Sunak |
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| Forest Hillbilly in a hidey-hole 12 Jan 17 8.24am |
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Originally posted by ex hibitionist
do you keep these tropical fish in your underpants? He keeps them in his shoes,.... shurely big enough for a killer whale,...or two
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