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View Willo's Profile Willo Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 11 Sep 16 10.16am Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

Originally posted by PhuketEagle

There must be a market for them which means there are far more twa*s around than we imagined.
Who'd want to be recorded wearing such a weird garment's beyond me...together with an ill-fitting donkey jacket, as some of these guys are proudly sporting, they shd be shot rather than the local foxes. Its for their own good.

I thought they looked good in their attire and I know quite a few who resemble them.Better than looking all scruffy with darned holes all over your jeans.

 

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Hoof Hearted 11 Sep 16 11.33am

Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall

we were asking for it Becky...
never wear leather strides.
they get you in trouble.

Edited by kingdowieonthewall (11 Sep 2016 9.31am)

Sadly many still do... and usually have a greasy grey pony tail just below a bald patch Bob.

The appropriate saying is "Under every pony tail there lurks an arsehole!"

So true in every respect.

 

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View ex hibitionist's Profile ex hibitionist Flag Hastings 11 Sep 16 11.57am Send a Private Message to ex hibitionist Add ex hibitionist as a friend

Originally posted by rednblueblood

I live near Sandhurst royal military academy and young men in offensive coloured trousers is very common place,they stand out a mile against all the chav's and "Tap out" wearing bell ends who live round this part of the world. What is funny though is a trip to Tesco's at induction time,many of them have to buy ironing board's so you get herds of them walking around with long sleeved shirts Brown shoes and odd coloured trousers with ironing board under their arms looking like surf dudes from a parallel universe. Bloody odd but funny.

Edited by rednblueblood (11 Sep 2016 9.30am)


 

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View ex hibitionist's Profile ex hibitionist Flag Hastings 11 Sep 16 12.03pm Send a Private Message to ex hibitionist Add ex hibitionist as a friend

Actually I had a similar experience at Aintree racecourse about 15 yes ago - all the local lasses dress up in Queen-Mother lookalike taffeta on ladies day, each chooses one different colour and they all overdo showing their cleavages (it looks odd rather than sexy, like having your flies undone) - and there are literally hundreds of red, yellow, blue, black, white or pink slappers of various ages, with the same colour stillettos and hats which look like birthday cakes and lacy dresses with their jubblies jangling inappropriately - it loses something in translation, you have to see it to believe it.

 

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View becky's Profile becky Flag over the moon 11 Sep 16 1.22pm Send a Private Message to becky Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add becky as a friend

Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall

we were asking for it Becky...
never wear leather strides.
they get you in trouble.

Edited by kingdowieonthewall (11 Sep 2016 9.31am)

I was.......

I did......

Oh yes they do............


p.s. I married him in the end

Edited by becky (11 Sep 2016 1.23pm)

 


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View Helmet46's Profile Helmet46 Flag Croydon 11 Sep 16 1.29pm Send a Private Message to Helmet46 Add Helmet46 as a friend

The only person that should wear red trousers is Santa Claus.

 

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View coulsdoneagle's Profile coulsdoneagle Flag London 11 Sep 16 1.33pm Send a Private Message to coulsdoneagle Add coulsdoneagle as a friend

Originally posted by Helmet46

The only person that should wear red trousers is Santa Claus.

Technically he should be wearing green, the types in those photos, you can already imagine how they speak.

I think by and large they are reserved for posh w***ers

 

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View Mapletree's Profile Mapletree Flag Croydon 11 Sep 16 3.06pm Send a Private Message to Mapletree Add Mapletree as a friend

As a nipper I had the tightest possible red loons. No room for pockets or underkecks.

I have to say they attracted lots of the right attention - and also some of the wrong attention - at the Railway Purley. Anyone remember that august establishment?

 

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View Cucking Funt's Profile Cucking Funt Flag Clapham on the Back 12 Sep 16 11.46am Send a Private Message to Cucking Funt Add Cucking Funt as a friend

Originally posted by Mapletree

As a nipper I had the tightest possible red loons. No room for pockets or underkecks.

I have to say they attracted lots of the right attention - and also some of the wrong attention - at the Railway Purley. Anyone remember that august establishment?

You haven't still got them, then.

 


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View Mr. Mainstand's Profile Mr. Mainstand Flag west norwood 12 Sep 16 12.01pm Send a Private Message to Mr. Mainstand Add Mr. Mainstand as a friend

Feast your eyes!

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View Stuk's Profile Stuk Flag Top half 12 Sep 16 12.03pm Send a Private Message to Stuk Add Stuk as a friend

[Link]

You'll need to edit the swear word back in to the link, but this is the site for you.

Weird timing.

Edited by Stuk (12 Sep 2016 12.03pm)

 


Optimistic as ever

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View ex hibitionist's Profile ex hibitionist Flag Hastings 12 Sep 16 10.06pm Send a Private Message to ex hibitionist Add ex hibitionist as a friend

Don't wish to be self-indulgent, but working in horrible Maidstone today some senior management northern snob bald headed psycho (who I particularly dislike despite only meeting him once - which was more than enough) who regularly aludes to some farm property he owns to make himself look less like the northern sh*tkicker he clearly is and clearly got to his lofty position through pure aggression and miniscule talent appeared today in the staff corridor wearing RED TROUSERS and brown leather brogues. Aaahhh, such bitter sweet vindication.

 

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