I thought he was a bit of a big time Charlie.

(I have assumed you have initiated pun club)

Insert obvious jokes about grass pitches and clearly defined white lines.

"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug"
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The UK is the country with the cocaine problem. The value of cocaine seized last year, was 1.7bn (at street prices). Even if the police had a 50% success rate, that represents 1.7bn plus in terms of income into criminal enterprises and organised crime. The police actually reckon on 10% being a reasonable figure (meaning that potentially UK cocaine trade alone is work around 5bn per year, entirely in the hands of gangs and criminal organisations).

Less than 2% of seizures involved more than 500 grams of cocaine, with 68% of seizures being for less than a gram, meaning that despite claims of 'going after the dealers, the reality is that its ordinary people and low level dealers that are being arrested.

"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug"
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Remember him scoring a 'CRACK'ing goal away to Wolves in the FA Cup many moons ago, ball stuck in the top station....think we won 4-1? Pitcher & Dowie(2) if my fauddled memory recalls

I'm a blind man, i'm a blind man, now my room is cold,
When a blind man cries, Lord, he feels it from his soul.
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Look out for him in a tribute band anytime now