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View matt_himself's Profile matt_himself Flag Matataland 22 Sep 16 2.22pm Send a Private Message to matt_himself Add matt_himself as a friend

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I like the judges name.

 


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View Midlands Eagle's Profile Midlands Eagle Flag 22 Sep 16 2.27pm Send a Private Message to Midlands Eagle Add Midlands Eagle as a friend

He was charged with "laundering the proceeds of crime"

So I should hope

 

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View mezzer's Profile mezzer Flag Main Stand, Block F, Row 20 seat 1... 22 Sep 16 2.34pm Send a Private Message to mezzer Add mezzer as a friend

"He had an unusual number of deposits"

I bet he did. His deposits must have been very unconventional.

 


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View Canterbury Palace's Profile Canterbury Palace Flag Whitstable 22 Sep 16 2.35pm Send a Private Message to Canterbury Palace Add Canterbury Palace as a friend

Sounds Au-fully painful.

 


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View Superfly's Profile Superfly Flag The sun always shines in Catford 22 Sep 16 3.07pm Send a Private Message to Superfly Add Superfly as a friend

The man with the golden bum

 


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View sickboy's Profile sickboy Flag Deal or Croydon 22 Sep 16 3.23pm Send a Private Message to sickboy Add sickboy as a friend

talk about raising the bar

 

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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 22 Sep 16 3.39pm

Originally posted by Superfly

The man with the golden bum

Goldsphcinter... he's the man, the man with the gold in bum....

 


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View blackpalacefan's Profile blackpalacefan Flag 22 Sep 16 3.50pm Send a Private Message to blackpalacefan Add blackpalacefan as a friend

Originally posted by jamiemartin721

Goldsphcinter... he's the man, the man with the gold in bum....

Goldfloater
He's the man, the man with the midas tush

 

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View Michaelawt85's Profile Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 22 Sep 16 3.51pm Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

How on earth did he swallow it , bit like people who swallow condoms full of drugs.. how.. I struggle with an aspirin and a glass of water

 


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View blackpalacefan's Profile blackpalacefan Flag 22 Sep 16 4.13pm Send a Private Message to blackpalacefan Add blackpalacefan as a friend

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

How on earth did he swallow it , bit like people who swallow condoms full of drugs.. how.. I struggle with an aspirin and a glass of water

You've not been sticking aspirins and glasses of water up your bum hole have you?

 

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bubble wrap Flag Carparks in South East London 22 Sep 16 4.27pm

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

How on earth did he swallow it , bit like people who swallow condoms full of drugs.. how.. I struggle with an aspirin and a glass of water

Ha Ha he didnt swallow it he put it between his bum cheeks.
Security obviously caught wind of his methods and he ended up in deep s***.

 

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View Michaelawt85's Profile Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 22 Sep 16 10.12pm Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

Originally posted by bubble wrap

Ha Ha he didnt swallow it he put it between his bum cheeks.
Security obviously caught wind of his methods and he ended up in deep s***.

Oh ok. My mistake

 


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