'Creepy clowns' craze
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 sickboy  Deal or Croydon 11 Oct 16 9.39pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
That'll be why his talentless wife got in them all. True, but i bet you would tho.
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| paperhat croydon 12 Oct 16 9.02am |
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| Hoof Hearted 12 Oct 16 9.42am | |
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How are these clowns able to avoid capture by the police? It's not as if their motor cars are reliable? The ones I've seen the doors have fallen off, the steering wheel came off and loads of soap suds came out of the radiator valve. Rubbish policing!
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 becky over the moon 12 Oct 16 10.03am |
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Originally posted by Hoof Hearted
How are these clowns able to avoid capture by the police? It's not as if their motor cars are reliable? The ones I've seen the doors have fallen off, the steering wheel came off and loads of soap suds came out of the radiator valve. Rubbish policing! It's 'cos when they throw the bucketful of chopped up paper at them, the officers have to report immediately for PTSD counselling and are to traumatised to actually make an arrest on the spot.
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| Hoof Hearted 12 Oct 16 10.09am | |
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Originally posted by becky
It's 'cos when they throw the bucketful of chopped up paper at them, the officers have to report immediately for PTSD counselling and are to traumatised to actually make an arrest on the spot. You're probably right becks.... the threat of a custard pie and a flower spurting water at a copper might well deter them from tasering or using a truncheon on a clown too.
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PhuketEagle  Phuket 12 Oct 16 10.31am |
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Those Ronald McDonald statues deserve a good kicking. Smugly smiling in the knowledge that all they sell is soft & droopy. OK, so u like soft 'n' droopy?
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 12 Oct 16 11.34am |
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Originally posted by paperhat
Tell Ronald McDonald that. He's done quite well out of it
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- Apparently not, it turns out the clowns are tied into rather nasty NDA contracts and are treated really badly! | jamiemartin721 Reading 12 Oct 16 11.37am |
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Originally posted by Kermit8
My dear old ma has just said in all seriousness after seeing the clown News report - "do you think it is the foreigners" She did used to read The Daily Mail tbf. My favourite response by far has been "Are these people dressed as clowns, or actual clowns".
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 12 Oct 16 11.38am |
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Originally posted by becky
It's 'cos when they throw the bucketful of chopped up paper at them, the officers have to report immediately for PTSD counselling and are to traumatised to actually make an arrest on the spot. In the US, this would be classed as grounds for a justified shooting by a police officer.
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 12 Oct 16 11.40am |
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Originally posted by Hoof Hearted
How are these clowns able to avoid capture by the police? It's not as if their motor cars are reliable? The ones I've seen the doors have fallen off, the steering wheel came off and loads of soap suds came out of the radiator valve. Rubbish policing! The police officer chain clinging to the back of the pursuit vehicle proved unreliable in a high speed chase. Once they hit 30, all twelve officers were hospitalised for serious impact injuries.
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L.E.Eagle  12 Oct 16 11.59am |
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There is a clown lives not too far from my old local. He came in one Saturday in a kind of half costume once he had obviously just finished work for the day. He put something om the juke box and my mate said really loudly "Ah no which clown put this on?" He didn't laugh. According to his website at the time his 2 children were going into the clowning game. Not sure if that was permanent or (hopefully for them) just a side project between Uni and getting a real job. I did picture him though saying to his daughter "But if you become a doctor, who's going to do the clowning when I retire." I hate all that kind of stuff. I went to a work party once where there was a clown juggling on a Uni-cycle. 3 of the most pointless and annoying things you can do rolled into one. Ruined my night.
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| richard shaw (og)65 my minds eye 12 Oct 16 12.15pm |
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Originally posted by L.E.Eagle
There is a clown lives not too far from my old local. He came in one Saturday in a kind of half costume once he had obviously just finished work for the day. He put something om the juke box and my mate said really loudly "Ah no which clown put this on?" He didn't laugh. According to his website at the time his 2 children were going into the clowning game. Not sure if that was permanent or (hopefully for them) just a side project between Uni and getting a real job. I did picture him though saying to his daughter "But if you become a doctor, who's going to do the clowning when I retire." I hate all that kind of stuff. I went to a work party once where there was a clown juggling on a Uni-cycle. 3 of the most pointless and annoying things you can do rolled into one. Ruined my night. hahaha , I'm just picturing him strolling up to the bar and struggling to lean to pick his pint up as his over big shoes are hindering him . I cracked this to a barman at a pub near me when the circus was on the rye and I asked if any of them get in the boozer after work , he didn't find it funny , wrong audience
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