'Creepy clowns' craze
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 dannyh  wherever I lay my hat....... 13 Oct 16 5.24pm |
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I think I would enjoy it if one the pr1cks decided to jump out on me. Oh how they would laugh as the staff nurse stitched their face back up.
"It's not the bullet that's got my name on it that concerns me; it's all them other ones flyin' around marked 'To Whom It May Concern.'" |
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johnno42000  13 Oct 16 7.57pm |
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Not all clowns are soft.
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Attachment: | Part Time James 14 Oct 16 1.01pm |
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I have thought of some more clowns. Mr Jelly
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| matthau South Croydon 14 Oct 16 1.15pm |
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Originally posted by dannyh
I think I would enjoy it if one the pr1cks decided to jump out on me. Oh how they would laugh as the staff nurse stitched their face back up. but what if he was stronger than you and had his foot holding you down in whitgift centre on a sat afternoon? then urinated on you whilst laughing and you were simply out strengthend. then a tear fell down your face as the crowd clapped. then you wake up in a haystack in the middle of a circus with permanent face paint on you and you've lost your tongue and ID and find yourself in rural Russia playing coco the clown in chains. and nightly you get rear raided by the bigger clowns and they feed you. what about that? Edited by matthau (15 Oct 2016 12.18am)
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| dannyh wherever I lay my hat....... 14 Oct 16 1.19pm |
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I think your fantasy's involving me and clowns are getting out of hand and you need to get some help.
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| paperhat croydon 14 Oct 16 1.28pm |
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Originally posted by matthau
but what if he was stronger than you and had his foot holding you down in whitgift centre on a sat afternoon? then urinated on you whilst laughing and you were simply out strengthend. then a tear fell down your face as the crowd clapped. then you wake up in a haystack in the middle of a circus with permanent face paint on you and you've lost your rogue and ID and find yourself in rural Russia playing coco the clown in chains. and nightly ou get rear raided by the bigger clowns and they feed you. what about that? that alone deserves a card, change your last sentence/question to "now then now then" it'd deserve a jail sentence. Edited by paperhat (14 Oct 2016 1.29pm)
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| richard shaw (og)65 my minds eye 14 Oct 16 1.57pm |
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Originally posted by matthau
but what if he was stronger than you and had his foot holding you down in whitgift centre on a sat afternoon? then urinated on you whilst laughing and you were simply out strengthend. then a tear fell down your face as the crowd clapped. then you wake up in a haystack in the middle of a circus with permanent face paint on you and you've lost your rogue and ID and find yourself in rural Russia playing coco the clown in chains. and nightly ou get rear raided by the bigger clowns and they feed you. what about that? very graphic , scared me to death Edited by richard shaw (og)65 (14 Oct 2016 1.57pm)
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| npn Crowborough 14 Oct 16 2.13pm |
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I had this conversation with the kids last night, as the school playground had done its thing, and they are now convinced there are clowns running around killing people. I explained that I am not a "look how tough I am" type, so I admitted that the interaction, should such a thing happen to me, would come in two parts: Part 1: I don't like clowns, so initial response would probably be to squeal like a pig, and perhaps for a little bit of wee to come out Part 2: Having succumbed to part 1, I suspect reason would take over, at which point, I would likely give said clown a damned good thrashing, with fists, feet, and anything which came to hand (likely lumps of wood, since I live in the woods)
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| richard shaw (og)65 my minds eye 14 Oct 16 2.50pm |
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there is a lot of assuming going on that these clowns wont fight back
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| npn Crowborough 14 Oct 16 2.52pm |
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Originally posted by richard shaw (og)65
there is a lot of assuming going on that these clowns wont fight back More than happy for them to fight back (gives more of a "reasonable force" defence) - the point is they get their kicks from frightening people, often kids, so unlikely to be anything to worry about physically
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| Casual Orpington 14 Oct 16 3.07pm |
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Originally posted by npn
I had this conversation with the kids last night, as the school playground had done its thing, and they are now convinced there are clowns running around killing people. I explained that I am not a "look how tough I am" type, so I admitted that the interaction, should such a thing happen to me, would come in two parts: Part 1: I don't like clowns, so initial response would probably be to squeal like a pig, and perhaps for a little bit of wee to come out Part 2: Having succumbed to part 1, I suspect reason would take over, at which point, I would likely give said clown a damned good thrashing, with fists, feet, and anything which came to hand (likely lumps of wood, since I live in the woods) You live in the woods?is it covered in bear sh*t or not? Edited by Casual (14 Oct 2016 3.10pm)
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Henry of Peckham  Eton Mess 14 Oct 16 3.12pm |
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Originally posted by richard shaw (og)65
there is a lot of assuming going on that these clowns wont fight back Throw a lighted Zippo in their direction. Their nylon wig, clothes and grease paint will do the rest. These creatures are spontaneously combustible. All that remains is soot and an acrid smell.
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