I used to like the jug eared t*** but now he just seems to set out to annoy everybody. Even the fit mrs has had enough and f***ed off.

Lineker is a presenter who is supposed to leave opinions to the pundits. Now I know he has a compassionate, but distant, opinion on a non football matter I think he should be sacked. Not for his cringey, cronies bantering, smirking style but for something that has nothing to do with his job.

Thanks Hoof Hearted

Have you read Aesop's Internet Fables?

There's a cracking story called "The Boy Who Cried Racist"

It's set in a time when lupu-phobia (fear of wolves) was at its most appalling.

This concerned Mr Lineker, the PR man from the local junk food factory ("Walkers Crisps - an obesity crisis and a landfill challenge in every pack"

So he cried "racist" at every opportunity. It was a good way of making people forget that he takes money to push junk food to children, even though he is in the top half percent of rich people in THE ENTIRE WORLD!

But one day, people started to notice that Mr Lineker was crying "racist" at every single opportunity.

Then they started to notice other things too.

Such as the fact that Mr Lineker wasn't very good at his normal job. In fact, most people put the kettle on when his post match discussions come on because watching him and Alan Shearer repeat the same banalities every single week is like being stuck in the middle lane in the M25 when you're already tired and and there's a hypnosis CD playing in your car.
It's been described as The Bland Leading the Bland

So as respect for Mr Lineker ebbed away, he resorted to ever more desperate tactics to get attention.

Racist! He shouted

Won't somebody think about the children? He emoted.

Who wants to buy some salty, fatty, Cholesterol Festival flavoured, heart-attack-in-a-pack Walkers crisps, he shouted.

And, from that day on, nobody bought anything he said, ever again.

THE END

Edited by OhthisbloodyPC (23 Oct 2016 7.24pm)

Why can't you accept the bloke has different opinions? It is allowed.

You don't practice what you preach Gusset.... as evident by your recent post just above saying "I don't read nutting".

I'll remind you of the above post the next time you object to my opinion.

Edited by Hoof Hearted (24 Oct 2016 11.10am)

Around 1% wear the 'Burkha', of which is debatable how many of them choose to wear it. Thing to remember about religion is that generally it has a spectacular ability to get people to oppress themselves. Its certainly not of a degree of problem that it requires specific legislation.

Its actually less than 1% in the UK.