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View Kermit8's Profile Kermit8 Flag Hevon 13 Oct 16 10.22am Send a Private Message to Kermit8 Add Kermit8 as a friend

Originally posted by Midlands Eagle

One of the most important memories in my lifetime was the introduction of soft toilet paper

Are you old enough to remember the school stuff which was like reinforced hard tracing paper which made a loud crinkle sound when folded. And all it did was move the poo around the anus rather than wipe away. Messier than when you started.

 


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View lanzarote ron's Profile lanzarote ron Flag East Grinstead 13 Oct 16 10.47am Send a Private Message to lanzarote ron Add lanzarote ron as a friend

That would be Bronco

Originally posted by Kermit8

Are you old enough to remember the school stuff which was like reinforced hard tracing paper which made a loud crinkle sound when folded. And all it did was move the poo around the anus rather than wipe away. Messier than when you started.

 


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View topcat's Profile topcat Flag Holmesdale / Surbiton 13 Oct 16 11.06am Send a Private Message to topcat Add topcat as a friend

Queen's silver jubilee, 1977
John Lennon's assassination, 1980
Falklands War, 1982
The Jam final tour, 1982
Miners strike, mid 80s
Nelson Mandela Released, 1990
Poll Tax riots, 1990
Palace in the FA Cup Final, 1990
World Cup in Italy, 1990
Euro 1996
New York 9/11, 2001
Tube/bus bombings, 2005
Will Young leaves Strictly, 2016

 


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View Midlands Eagle's Profile Midlands Eagle Flag 13 Oct 16 1.00pm Send a Private Message to Midlands Eagle Add Midlands Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by lanzarote ron

That would be Bronco

Or Izal

The only downside to the passing of the old hard toilet paper is that the comb and toilet paper was a musical instrument that everyone could afford

 

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Originally posted by Kermit8

Are you old enough to remember the school stuff which was like reinforced hard tracing paper which made a loud crinkle sound when folded. And all it did was move the poo around the anus rather than wipe away. Messier than when you started.

Regrettably yes.

 

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View sickboy's Profile sickboy Flag Deal or Croydon 13 Oct 16 1.12pm Send a Private Message to sickboy Add sickboy as a friend

Originally posted by Midlands Eagle

Or Izal

The only downside to the passing of the old hard toilet paper is that the comb and toilet paper was a musical instrument that everyone could afford

You are forgetting the spoons.

 

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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 13 Oct 16 1.13pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by Midlands Eagle

Or Izal

The only downside to the passing of the old hard toilet paper is that the comb and toilet paper was a musical instrument that everyone could afford

Works with greaseproof paper too as my poor late Grandad probably regretted teaching me and my sister.

 




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View sickboy's Profile sickboy Flag Deal or Croydon 13 Oct 16 1.14pm Send a Private Message to sickboy Add sickboy as a friend

Originally posted by Midlands Eagle

Regrettably yes.

The only way was the "army" method. Finger through the midlle, scoop out and then squeeze sheet round finger and pull down to clean.

 

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View paperhat's Profile paperhat Flag croydon 13 Oct 16 1.41pm Send a Private Message to paperhat Add paperhat as a friend

Originally posted by Kermit8


Are you old enough to remember the school stuff which was like reinforced hard tracing paper which made a loud crinkle sound when folded. And all it did was move the poo around the anus rather than wipe away. Messier than when you started.

Izal Medicated.

the devils bog roll

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Originally posted by paperhat

Izal Medicated.

the devils bog roll

My bum hurts just looking at it.

 


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Friday June 24th 2016.

What a wonderful day.

 


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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 13 Oct 16 2.04pm

Originally posted by paperhat

Izal Medicated.

the devils bog roll

I remember this - nicknamed 'The Dreaded Hardstuff'. Neither absorbent, nor gentle. Like scouring your arsehole without the benefit of removing faecal matter.

 


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