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Kermit8 Hevon 13 Oct 16 10.22am | |
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Originally posted by Midlands Eagle
One of the most important memories in my lifetime was the introduction of soft toilet paper Are you old enough to remember the school stuff which was like reinforced hard tracing paper which made a loud crinkle sound when folded. And all it did was move the poo around the anus rather than wipe away. Messier than when you started.
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lanzarote ron East Grinstead 13 Oct 16 10.47am | |
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That would be Bronco Originally posted by Kermit8
Are you old enough to remember the school stuff which was like reinforced hard tracing paper which made a loud crinkle sound when folded. And all it did was move the poo around the anus rather than wipe away. Messier than when you started.
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topcat Holmesdale / Surbiton 13 Oct 16 11.06am | |
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Midlands Eagle 13 Oct 16 1.00pm | |
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Originally posted by lanzarote ron
That would be Bronco Or Izal The only downside to the passing of the old hard toilet paper is that the comb and toilet paper was a musical instrument that everyone could afford
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Midlands Eagle 13 Oct 16 1.00pm | |
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Originally posted by Kermit8
Are you old enough to remember the school stuff which was like reinforced hard tracing paper which made a loud crinkle sound when folded. And all it did was move the poo around the anus rather than wipe away. Messier than when you started. Regrettably yes.
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sickboy Deal or Croydon 13 Oct 16 1.12pm | |
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Originally posted by Midlands Eagle
Or Izal The only downside to the passing of the old hard toilet paper is that the comb and toilet paper was a musical instrument that everyone could afford You are forgetting the spoons.
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Part Time James 13 Oct 16 1.13pm | |
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Originally posted by Midlands Eagle
Or Izal The only downside to the passing of the old hard toilet paper is that the comb and toilet paper was a musical instrument that everyone could afford Works with greaseproof paper too as my poor late Grandad probably regretted teaching me and my sister.
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sickboy Deal or Croydon 13 Oct 16 1.14pm | |
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Originally posted by Midlands Eagle
Regrettably yes. The only way was the "army" method. Finger through the midlle, scoop out and then squeeze sheet round finger and pull down to clean.
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paperhat croydon 13 Oct 16 1.41pm | |
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Originally posted by Kermit8
Izal Medicated. the devils bog roll Attachment: izal.jpg (37.82Kb)
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Kermit8 Hevon 13 Oct 16 1.46pm | |
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My bum hurts just looking at it.
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matt_himself Matataland 13 Oct 16 1.49pm | |
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jamiemartin721 Reading 13 Oct 16 2.04pm | |
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I remember this - nicknamed 'The Dreaded Hardstuff'. Neither absorbent, nor gentle. Like scouring your arsehole without the benefit of removing faecal matter.
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