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View Michaelawt85's Profile Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 03 Nov 16 4.19pm Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

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Its also a very busy time in A&E where famalies beat the s*** out of each other, More wives get beaten at Christmas than the rest of the year put together

That and during the world cup when apparently domestic violence peaks. Due largely to the amount of alcohol consumed . A very sad thought

 


When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

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View paperhat's Profile paperhat Flag croydon 03 Nov 16 4.45pm Send a Private Message to paperhat Add paperhat as a friend

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

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Its also a very busy time in A&E where famalies beat the s*** out of each other, More wives get beaten at Christmas than the rest of the year put together

That and during the world cup when apparently domestic violence peaks. Due largely to the amount of alcohol consumed . A very sad thought

certainly brings back bad memories

 


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View Michaelawt85's Profile Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 03 Nov 16 5.08pm Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

Originally posted by paperhat

certainly brings back bad memories

I would offer you a bag of icelands frozen peas when you start punching yourself in the face but that will probably make you feel worse

 


When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

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View chris123's Profile chris123 Flag hove actually 03 Nov 16 5.24pm Send a Private Message to chris123 Add chris123 as a friend

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

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Its also a very busy time in A&E where famalies beat the s*** out of each other, More wives get beaten at Christmas than the rest of the year put together

That and during the world cup when apparently domestic violence peaks. Due largely to the amount of alcohol consumed . A very sad thought

More likely to be over cooked veg and no crisps.

 

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View Mr_Gristle's Profile Mr_Gristle Flag In the land of Whelk Eaters 03 Nov 16 5.29pm Send a Private Message to Mr_Gristle Add Mr_Gristle as a friend

I long ago realised that,if you want a good Xmas present, you have to buy it for yourself.

To me,from me. Sorted.

 


Well I think Simon's head is large; always involved in espionage. (Name that tune)

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View chris123's Profile chris123 Flag hove actually 03 Nov 16 5.31pm Send a Private Message to chris123 Add chris123 as a friend

My kid sister bought me a David Cassidy LP one year, which was thoughtful.

 

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View JohnB's Profile JohnB Flag 03 Nov 16 6.13pm Send a Private Message to JohnB Add JohnB as a friend

I haven't even read this thread to see if anything will compete with the following three Christmas presents I am about to post. They are all serious presents too.

First one, a piggybank. The remote is in there to give it something to compare it to for it's size.

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View JohnB's Profile JohnB Flag 03 Nov 16 6.14pm Send a Private Message to JohnB Add JohnB as a friend

The second, another piggybank

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View kingdowieonthewall's Profile kingdowieonthewall Flag Sussex, ex-Cronx. 03 Nov 16 6.14pm Send a Private Message to kingdowieonthewall Add kingdowieonthewall as a friend

s*** comedy dvds(or vhs tapes depending how far back)
from somebody that's watched it first then punted it onto you.
usually that c unt 'roy chubby brown'

or a danny baker 'football' vhs.
got danny bakers 'right hammerings' once Christmas on vhs.
thought it was going to be a best of p*** compilation.

instead palace were on it being bummed 9-0 at anfield.
c unt danny baker.

 


Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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View JohnB's Profile JohnB Flag 03 Nov 16 6.14pm Send a Private Message to JohnB Add JohnB as a friend

And the last and worst, a pair of cuff links.

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View kingdowieonthewall's Profile kingdowieonthewall Flag Sussex, ex-Cronx. 03 Nov 16 6.19pm Send a Private Message to kingdowieonthewall Add kingdowieonthewall as a friend

Originally posted by JohnB

And the last and worst, a pair of cuff links.

sell them & change that kitchen worktop mate.

 


Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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View sickboy's Profile sickboy Flag Deal or Croydon 03 Nov 16 6.29pm Send a Private Message to sickboy Add sickboy as a friend

Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall

sell them & change that kitchen worktop mate.

Back in the knife drawer miss sharp.

 

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