You two disbelievers in Al Pa Due will come to regret your malfeasance .

I'm interested in these mushrooms though. I've just come back from the Gents and, for some reason, while holding my p****, my thoughts turned to button mushrooms.

Those who insult Al Pa Due are mere cattle. It's all there in the Croydan- the book of those who are wholly from Selhurst. (The mythical place that, according to Anglo Saxn, means 'clearing in the woods"

I grew up in Dagnall Park, close to the Selhurst Arms, and opposite Selhurst School (I used to get grief from them every morning as I walked to the 68 bus stop by The Pawsons Arms)

Edited by OhthisbloodyPC (06 Nov 2016 8.12pm)