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 the.universal 26 Nov 16 2.51pm |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
Reads like one of those exam questions you have to 're arrange into the correct sequence This actually made me laugh out loud. Chapeau
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Part Time James  27 Nov 16 10.32pm |
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When your mate comes round to quote for two new fence panels and tells you one of them doesn't need replacing.
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| Part Time James 27 Nov 16 10.57pm |
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When someone on here takes something I say seriously. Joyous.
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| matt_himself Matataland 29 Nov 16 3.34pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
When someone on here takes something I say seriously. Joyous. ...does that mean then that you didn't have that dead rodent removed from your colon?
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| Part Time James 29 Nov 16 3.44pm |
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Originally posted by matt_himself
...does that mean then that you didn't have that dead rodent removed from your colon? Nope, it's still there.
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| Andy_G Wimbledon 30 Nov 16 11.57am |
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Originally posted by Lofty3rgj
The smell of napalm in the morning, .. Laugh out loud at this, please there's only me in the office at the moment.
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 Michaelawt85 Bexley 30 Nov 16 7.03pm |
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Sound of crumbs going up the Hoover.. strangely satisfying
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| kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 30 Nov 16 7.59pm |
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finding a tin of old s***e in the van that'll do the job (& save you £30 quid)
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| kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 30 Nov 16 8.00pm |
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chips with gravy or curryy sauce Edited by kingdowieonthewall (30 Nov 2016 8.01pm)
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| kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 30 Nov 16 8.03pm |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
Sound of crumbs going up the Hoover.. strangely satisfying not as good as a big fat spider . Edited by kingdowieonthewall (30 Nov 2016 8.04pm)
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| Michaelawt85 Bexley 30 Nov 16 11.09pm |
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Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall
not as good as a big fat spider . Edited by kingdowieonthewall (30 Nov 2016 8.04pm) Oh no. The sound and feel of it makes me go funny.
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| kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 04 Dec 16 8.31am |
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actually wanting to watch MOTD on sunday morning !
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