Alan Pardew to be replaced by Alan Partridge
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 Michaelawt85  Bexley 29 Nov 16 5.07pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
I bet Pardew doesn't wear Lynx Africa. Splash of brut or cherruti I recon
When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC |
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 regal_eagle  somewhere 29 Nov 16 5.22pm |
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Alan is probably half way to Dundee by now, bare-footed and covered in Toblerone.
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| Paul67 29 Nov 16 5.33pm |
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We could employ John Carver to play the part of Michael the Geordie from the garage.
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| Michaelawt85 Bexley 29 Nov 16 5.37pm |
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Originally posted by Paul67
We could employ John Carver to play the part of Michael the Geordie from the garage. You've got chocolate mousse all round ya face Mr partridge
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| baldeagle73 Leamington spa 29 Nov 16 5.50pm |
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Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan. Dan
walking down the holmesdale road to see the palace aces! |
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| Michaelawt85 Bexley 30 Nov 16 10.11am |
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I could actually imagine pardew saying this
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Attachment: PalazioVecchio  south pole 30 Nov 16 9.45pm |
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Susan: Well I’m afraid I need to watch my figure.
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| Thegamesafoot Somewhere but Nowhere 30 Nov 16 10.44pm |
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Za Ha
It's good to keep an opened mind, but not so open that your brains fall out. |
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| PalazioVecchio south pole 04 Dec 16 12.19pm |
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maybe we got a win, but its still Partridge all the way
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| Pikester Worthing 09 Dec 16 3.15pm |
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Originally posted by Paul67
We could employ John Carver to play the part of Michael the Geordie from the garage. Michael: – he puts his hand up her skirt, gets a hold of the old meat and two veg, right? Thinks, hang on, I’ve paid my money, I’m going to have something, so he flips him over, and he fu- [Michael has just noticed Lynn, standing in the corner of the room.] Michael: And funnily enough, it lands on its wheels, and it starts first time and they just drive away.
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| PalazioVecchio south pole 10 Dec 16 6.35pm |
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I can read you like a book, and not a very good book. Certainly not Bravo Two Zero by Andy McNab. Which actually improves with every read!
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