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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 01 Dec 16 4.45pm

Slag, hammer time. He said, hoisting his mightly member in his hand. Its fierce, head gleamed in the moonlight, contrasting with the darkness of her dilated pupils. She grunted, as its solid head penetrated her, drool running from her lips as she slumped into the half full bins; the sweet effluent from the penetration, stark against her paled skin. With a second thrust she lost all sense of the world and he came fiercely against the drab cotton of his jogging bottoms.

Edited by jamiemartin721 (01 Dec 2016 4.49pm)

 


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Originally posted by jamiemartin721

Slag, hammer time. He said, hoisting his mightly member in his hand. Its fierce, head gleamed in the moonlight, contrasting with the darkness of her dilated pupils. She grunted, as its solid head penetrated her, drool running from her lips as she slumped into the half full bins; the sweet effluent from the penetration, stark against her paled skin. With a second thrust she lost all sense of the world and he came fiercely against the drab cotton of his jogging bottoms.

Edited by jamiemartin721 (01 Dec 2016 4.49pm)

Jamie it was supposed to be fiction!,not your last victim.

 


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View HeathMan's Profile HeathMan Flag Purley 01 Dec 16 6.44pm Send a Private Message to HeathMan Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add HeathMan as a friend

"we will make our lady supporters happier fist",

If only I could spell first - sorry for slip

 

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View mezzer's Profile mezzer Flag Main Stand, Block F, Row 20 seat 1... 02 Dec 16 9.35am Send a Private Message to mezzer Add mezzer as a friend

Originally posted by Hoof Hearted

There's hope for everyone.... except Corbyn... LOL

I liked Hancock... I once tried to find 'The Railway Cuttings, Cheam'.

Hoof and Steeleye had had their differences but now they gazed at each other with a look that had surmounted many obstacles. "I like a bit of Hancock" said Hoof. Steeleye broke off from his wistful humming of American Pie to whisper, "Me too Hoof. I remember my Hancock period and was sad the day it died." Steeleye's nickname was a mystery to all but those who were very close to him and Hoof was about to discover just why the eye was of such a steely disposition.

"Shall we share a bit of Hancock" Hoof uttered nervously. Steeleye didn't need to answer as he drew closer. "How long can you spare?" he asked.

"About half hour should do it" said Hoof with a wink.

 


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Hoof Hearted 02 Dec 16 11.10am

Originally posted by HeathMan

"we will make our lady supporters happier fist",

If only I could spell first - sorry for slip

Freudian!

 

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Hoof Hearted 02 Dec 16 11.21am

Originally posted by mezzer

Hoof and Steeleye had had their differences but now they gazed at each other with a look that had surmounted many obstacles. "I like a bit of Hancock" said Hoof. Steeleye broke off from his wistful humming of American Pie to whisper, "Me too Hoof. I remember my Hancock period and was sad the day it died." Steeleye's nickname was a mystery to all but those who were very close to him and Hoof was about to discover just why the eye was of such a steely disposition.

"Shall we share a bit of Hancock" Hoof uttered nervously. Steeleye didn't need to answer as he drew closer. "How long can you spare?" he asked.

"About half hour should do it" said Hoof with a wink.

..... but steeleye's username was not a mystery to Hoof....

He put his hand over one of his ears, closed his eyes and began the refrain....

"All around my hat.... I will wear a green willow..
and all around my hat... for a 12 month and a day..
and if anyone should ask me, the reason I am wearing it?
It's my fcuking business...
It's my fcuking hat!

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steeleye recoiled in horror as the thought of his favourite song in the whole wide world being ridiculed had hit him like Superman encountering green kryptonite.

He ran away like Rumplestiltskin (or is that Crumpledforeskin? ) never to darken Hoof's door again.

 

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He ran away to Bangor, where he subsequently had a wonderful time.

 


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Tanya looked hungrily at Todd her trampolining coach as they bobbed gently on the canvas. "Now it's my turn to be teacher" she hissed, unzipping her track suit top to reveal a giant cleavage exacerbated by a still too small double G sports bra. A huge pointed bulge became quickly apparent in Todd's tracky bottoms, Tanya knelt down towards the swelling in anticipation of a spring even more impressive than Todd's previous pikes and double axels. As Todd's tracksuit elastic became ever tighter due to his rapid engorgement Tanya dug her long red painted nails under the elastic now as rigid as Todd's totally tumescent member. Boyoyoing!!!!! But before Todd's tool could garner marks for its own trampolining routine Tanya had unfurled her mammoth jugs and crushed them around Todd's bouncing bishop. A gentle up and down soon escalated into am acrobatic mid air trampolining tit w***. 9.9 9.8 9.9 scored the judges, but it was a perfect 10 inches as far as Tanya was concerned, her giant cleavage dripping with Todd's hot jizz.

 

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Originally posted by ex hibitionist

Tanya looked hungrily at Todd her trampolining coach as they bobbed gently on the canvas. "Now it's my turn to be teacher" she hissed, unzipping her track suit top to reveal a giant cleavage exacerbated by a still too small double G sports bra. A huge pointed bulge became quickly apparent in Todd's tracky bottoms, Tanya knelt down towards the swelling in anticipation of a spring even more impressive than Todd's previous pikes and double axels. As Todd's tracksuit elastic became ever tighter due to his rapid engorgement Tanya dug her long red painted nails under the elastic now as rigid as Todd's totally tumescent member. Boyoyoing!!!!! But before Todd's tool could garner marks for its own trampolining routine Tanya had unfurled her mammoth jugs and crushed them around Todd's bouncing bishop. A gentle up and down soon escalated into am acrobatic mid air trampolining tit w***. 9.9 9.8 9.9 scored the judges, but it was a perfect 10 inches as far as Tanya was concerned, her giant cleavage dripping with Todd's hot jizz.

"Can I have a quick word?" said Tanya's coach. "Concorde" she whispered breathlessly.

 


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