Man 'Killed by his erection'
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 Thegamesafoot  Somewhere but Nowhere 06 Jan 17 12.40am |
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Death came upon him but he will wipe himself down and pray for blessed relief when he ascends to heaven hoping to achieve a long yearned for fulfillment when he comes upon those pearly gates.
It's good to keep an opened mind, but not so open that your brains fall out. |
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 Michaelawt85 Bexley 06 Jan 17 8.49am |
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Didn't know if he was coming or going
When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC |
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collier row eagle  romford essex via another galaxy 06 Jan 17 8.55am |
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They should change his name from Samson to Eiffel
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| Direwolf Lincoln 06 Jan 17 9.08am |
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You can buy powdered viagra to put in your tea now. It won't give you an erection but it will keep your biscuits hard.
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| bubble wrap Carparks in South East London 06 Jan 17 9.50am |
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How did the American's finally find Osama Bin Laden? The Americans heard he was hiding in a field. So they sprayed it with VIAGRA and the prick stood up!
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| bubble wrap Carparks in South East London 06 Jan 17 9.53am |
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Why do nursing homes give their male patients Viagra? To stop them from rolling out of bed.
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| Hoof Hearted 06 Jan 17 11.22am | |
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I'll bet he still had time to send off one last scam email about Prince Nabouti's millions of pounds stuck in a Lagos Bank before he passed away. I'll also bet the girlfriend had a tear in here eye when the police came.... but that was from the pain of having his swollen BBC up her Aris!
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| Hoof Hearted 06 Jan 17 11.23am | |
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Originally posted by bubble wrap
Why do nursing homes give their male patients Viagra? To stop them from rolling out of bed.
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 06 Jan 17 12.24pm |
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The dosage details on the packet was a massive cock up
"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug" |
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| Sportyteacher London 06 Jan 17 6.51pm |
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Originally posted by susmik
At least he died doing what he loved !!! Yep, he stood up for what he wanted...
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| mezzer Main Stand, Block F, Row 20 seat 1... 07 Jan 17 8.01am |
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Must've been hard on his loved ones
Living down here does have some advantages. At least you can see them cry. |
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| Sportyteacher London 07 Jan 17 11.41am |
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Originally posted by mezzer
Must've been hard on his loved ones Very good! Perhaps it was all part of his plan to turn his hand to something new...
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