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View NKEagle's Profile NKEagle Flag Pyongyang 12 Jan 17 6.00pm Send a Private Message to NKEagle Add NKEagle as a friend

Originally posted by PalazioVecchio

its not your Palace colours those fans will take offence to.....its the fact you have opposable thumbs and an absence of a prominent brow-ridge over your eyes.

Unless you're a farm animal in heat, most of them won't be interested.

 

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View montystammers's Profile montystammers Flag uk 13 Jan 17 10.12am Send a Private Message to montystammers Add montystammers as a friend


Who gives a monkeys about the clowns or wall, hope they do show but doubt it.

 

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View OhthisbloodyPC's Profile OhthisbloodyPC Flag 13 Jan 17 12.47pm Send a Private Message to OhthisbloodyPC Add OhthisbloodyPC as a friend

I wouldn't personally do this (I would normally, but it's me nerves, you see) but for all those internet hardmen out there who aren't bothered about a run in with east London's finest, I recommend this course of action.

Dress up as a Pearly King (or better still, a Pearly Queen) then walk among them with an exaggerated Dick Van Dyke style swagger, then burst into this song, in a "bloimay Mooray Poppuns" style accent:

"You're in relly gay shun tru-bull...... Oi!"

 

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View OhthisbloodyPC's Profile OhthisbloodyPC Flag 13 Jan 17 12.50pm Send a Private Message to OhthisbloodyPC Add OhthisbloodyPC as a friend

Or here's another West Ham song:


(To the tune Let's All Go Down the Strand)

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Let's all laugh at West Ham.

Oi,

Have a banana!

 

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View bubble wrap's Profile bubble wrap Flag Carparks in South East London 13 Jan 17 3.15pm Send a Private Message to bubble wrap Add bubble wrap as a friend

Originally posted by OhthisbloodyPC

Or here's another West Ham song:


(To the tune Let's All Go Down the Strand)

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Let's all laugh at West Ham.

Oi,

Have a banana!

You on drugs today? about the fourth thread you have mentioned West Ham being in relegation trouble. They are above us you know. Maybe not for long but i dont think we can take the higher ground over them.

 

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View OhthisbloodyPC's Profile OhthisbloodyPC Flag 13 Jan 17 3.37pm Send a Private Message to OhthisbloodyPC Add OhthisbloodyPC as a friend

Originally posted by bubble wrap

You on drugs today? about the fourth thread you have mentioned West Ham being in relegation trouble. They are above us you know. Maybe not for long but i dont think we can take the higher ground over them.

That's a good point. No, I am NOT on drugs.

Thanks for reminding me!

it's me nerves you see

 

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View Holmesdale 1989's Profile Holmesdale 1989 Flag 13 Jan 17 11.06pm Send a Private Message to Holmesdale 1989 Add Holmesdale 1989 as a friend

Originally posted by montystammers


Who gives a monkeys about the clowns or wall, hope they do show but doubt it.

That's it. Go any way you like. Just bring Uncle Stanley

 

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View Croydon Sunset's Profile Croydon Sunset Flag London 14 Jan 17 4.50am Send a Private Message to Croydon Sunset Add Croydon Sunset as a friend

London Bridge and s bermondsey gonna be tasty this evening that's for sure.

 

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View Michaelawt85's Profile Michaelawt85 Online Flag Bexley 14 Jan 17 10.45am Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

Originally posted by Holmesdale 1989

That's it. Go any way you like. Just bring Uncle Stanley

Someone kindly demonstrated a chelsea brick using a folded newspaper this morning

 


When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

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