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Forest Hillbilly in a hidey-hole 13 Jan 17 4.51pm
The most unusual w..k break I took at work, was round at a clients house where I was compiling an estimate for building work. She had come home on her lunch break to let me in, but had to dash back to work. She asked me to pull the front door shut after I'd done my work. I was waiting for another contractor who was running late. Boredom took over, so I went looking for visual stimulate. Bizarrely, but conveniently, I found some photos of her daughter's wedding. I did feel a bit guilty, but it needed to be done "The facts have changed", Rishi Sunak
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The most unusual w..k break I took at work, was round at a clients house where I was compiling an estimate for building work.
She had come home on her lunch break to let me in, but had to dash back to work. She asked me to pull the front door shut after I'd done my work.

I was waiting for another contractor who was running late.
Boredom took over, so I went looking for visual stimulate. Bizarrely, but conveniently, I found some photos of her daughter's wedding.

I did feel a bit guilty, but it needed to be done

"The facts have changed", Rishi Sunak

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Michaelawt85 Bexley 13 Jan 17 5.19pm
Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly The most unusual w..k break I took at work, was round at a clients house where I was compiling an estimate for building work. She had come home on her lunch break to let me in, but had to dash back to work. She asked me to pull the front door shut after I'd done my work. I was waiting for another contractor who was running late. Boredom took over, so I went looking for visual stimulate. Bizarrely, but conveniently, I found some photos of her daughter's wedding. I did feel a bit guilty, but it needed to be done Shocked When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC
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Michaelawt85

Bexley 13 Jan 17 5.19pm

Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly

I was waiting for another contractor who was running late.
Boredom took over, so I went looking for visual stimulate. Bizarrely, but conveniently, I found some photos of her daughter's wedding.

I did feel a bit guilty, but it needed to be done

Shocked

When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

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Painter Croydon 13 Jan 17 6.15pm
Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly The most unusual w..k break I took at work, was round at a clients house where I was compiling an estimate for building work. She had come home on her lunch break to let me in, but had to dash back to work. She asked me to pull the front door shut after I'd done my work. I was waiting for another contractor who was running late. Boredom took over, so I went looking for visual stimulate. Bizarrely, but conveniently, I found some photos of her daughter's wedding. I did feel a bit guilty, but it needed to be done I have a few friends who are tradesmen that work in peoples houses. All of them admit, when alone in the houses they pull one off, usually in the owners knickers draw, then hiding the evidence.
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Painter

Croydon 13 Jan 17 6.15pm

Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly

I was waiting for another contractor who was running late.
Boredom took over, so I went looking for visual stimulate. Bizarrely, but conveniently, I found some photos of her daughter's wedding.

I did feel a bit guilty, but it needed to be done

I have a few friends who are tradesmen that work in peoples houses. All of them admit, when alone in the houses they pull one off, usually in the owners knickers draw, then hiding the evidence.

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Forest Hillbilly in a hidey-hole 13 Jan 17 7.16pm
tugging one off in a client's house ticks a lot of boxes. ^The danger of being caught ^soft furnishings and decor ^new visual stimulate, especially in the washing basket ^De-stressing However, I did once knock one out in a shipping container on the site of Kingston's old gasworks 15 years ago. I think I used a compressor's operating manual for visual stimulation, coz there was a fit bird holding a spanner. Edited by Forest Hillbilly (13 Jan 2017 7.17pm) "The facts have changed", Rishi Sunak
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tugging one off in a client's house ticks a lot of boxes.

^The danger of being caught
^soft furnishings and decor
^new visual stimulate, especially in the washing basket
^De-stressing

However, I did once knock one out in a shipping container on the site of Kingston's old gasworks 15 years ago.
I think I used a compressor's operating manual for visual stimulation, coz there was a fit bird holding a spanner.

Edited by Forest Hillbilly (13 Jan 2017 7.17pm)

"The facts have changed", Rishi Sunak

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Part Time James 15 Jan 17 9.32pm
A fit bird holding a spanner, this forum is great for funny quotes lately.
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A fit bird holding a spanner, this forum is great for funny quotes lately.

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fish mitten Chelmsford 15 Jan 17 9.43pm
Originally posted by Part Time James A fit bird holding a spanner, this forum is great for funny quotes lately. Maybe he felt his nuts tightening!
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Chelmsford 15 Jan 17 9.43pm

Originally posted by Part Time James

A fit bird holding a spanner, this forum is great for funny quotes lately.

Maybe he felt his nuts tightening!

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collier row eagle romford essex via another galaxy 15 Jan 17 9.46pm
Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly The most unusual w..k break I took at work, was round at a clients house where I was compiling an estimate for building work. She had come home on her lunch break to let me in, but had to dash back to work. She asked me to pull the front door shut after I'd done my work. I was waiting for another contractor who was running late. Boredom took over, so I went looking for visual stimulate. Bizarrely, but conveniently, I found some photos of her daughter's wedding. I did feel a bit guilty, but it needed to be done Much mess?
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romford essex via another galaxy 15 Jan 17 9.46pm

Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly

I was waiting for another contractor who was running late.
Boredom took over, so I went looking for visual stimulate. Bizarrely, but conveniently, I found some photos of her daughter's wedding.

I did feel a bit guilty, but it needed to be done

Much mess?

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Slimey Toad Karsiyaka, North Cyprus 16 Jan 17 9.15pm
Very good idea - in fact make it even more productive and combine with a fag break. Nothing like lighting up after emptying the Alberts.
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Karsiyaka, North Cyprus 16 Jan 17 9.15pm

Very good idea - in fact make it even more productive and combine with a fag break.

Nothing like lighting up after emptying the Alberts.

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Part Time James 16 Jan 17 9.25pm
Originally posted by Slimey Toad Very good idea - in fact make it even more productive and combine with a fag break. Nothing like lighting up after emptying the Alberts. If you're lucky you could combine the two and let the fag w**k you off?
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Part Time James

16 Jan 17 9.25pm

Originally posted by Slimey Toad

Very good idea - in fact make it even more productive and combine with a fag break.

Nothing like lighting up after emptying the Alberts.

If you're lucky you could combine the two and let the fag w**k you off?

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Harpo Oxfordshire 17 Jan 17 1.52pm
I think I have posted this elsewhere on the site, but for those of you that didn't read it, weren't interested enough, didn't believe me, I'll start all over again. I used to work for a company that positively encouraged a w*** break. In fact, they paid £15 for a little jar of jiz. In the toilets there was a supply of 'cpllection equipment'. It was not in the interests of productivity, no pun intended, but one of staff training. The company was a forensics laboratory and the samples were given to the trainee scientists to extract DNA. For me though I was more interested in a more personal delivery option.
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Harpo

Oxfordshire 17 Jan 17 1.52pm

I think I have posted this elsewhere on the site, but for those of you that didn't read it, weren't interested enough, didn't believe me, I'll start all over again.

I used to work for a company that positively encouraged a w*** break. In fact, they paid £15 for a little jar of jiz.

In the toilets there was a supply of 'cpllection equipment'.

It was not in the interests of productivity, no pun intended, but one of staff training.

The company was a forensics laboratory and the samples were given to the trainee scientists to extract DNA.

For me though I was more interested in a more personal delivery option.

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bubble wrap Carparks in South East London 17 Jan 17 4.27pm
Originally posted by Part Time James If you're lucky you could combine the two and let the fag w**k you off? Knew it. Bender.
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Carparks in South East London 17 Jan 17 4.27pm

Originally posted by Part Time James

If you're lucky you could combine the two and let the fag w**k you off?

Knew it. Bender.

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Forest Hillbilly in a hidey-hole 17 Jan 17 7.16pm
Originally posted by Harpo I think I have posted this elsewhere on the site, but for those of you that didn't read it, weren't interested enough, didn't believe me, I'll start all over again. I used to work for a company that positively encouraged a w*** break. In fact, they paid £15 for a little jar of jiz. In the toilets there was a supply of 'cpllection equipment'. It was not in the interests of productivity, no pun intended, but one of staff training. The company was a forensics laboratory and the samples were given to the trainee scientists to extract DNA. For me though I was more interested in a more personal delivery option. Trouble with that is ^^^ you are now on the national (criminal) DNA database and you may be liable for child maintenance for any female co-worker who decided to squirt some gentleman's relish up her lady-garden Edited by Forest Hillbilly (17 Jan 2017 7.24pm) "The facts have changed", Rishi Sunak
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in a hidey-hole 17 Jan 17 7.16pm

Originally posted by Harpo

I think I have posted this elsewhere on the site, but for those of you that didn't read it, weren't interested enough, didn't believe me, I'll start all over again.

I used to work for a company that positively encouraged a w*** break. In fact, they paid £15 for a little jar of jiz.

In the toilets there was a supply of 'cpllection equipment'.

It was not in the interests of productivity, no pun intended, but one of staff training.

The company was a forensics laboratory and the samples were given to the trainee scientists to extract DNA.

For me though I was more interested in a more personal delivery option.

Trouble with that is ^^^
you are now on the national (criminal) DNA database

and you may be liable for child maintenance for any female co-worker who decided to squirt some gentleman's relish up her lady-garden

Edited by Forest Hillbilly (17 Jan 2017 7.24pm)

"The facts have changed", Rishi Sunak

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