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View Michaelawt85's Profile Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 18 Jan 17 2.06pm Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

Originally posted by madDog Number One

Exactly.. my main point is.. it never feels like Big Sam is going to win now. He's full of fear. And that's in public! Behind closed doors.. well. I'd be amazed if he keeps Palace up. England managers never recover from a shocker in the England job. Why would he be the first when he didn't buck the trend for absolute shambles upon getting the job?

When Pards was binned, it was kind of like, mate you've had your chance, someone else's turn, but the attitude has gone downhill since The Fat One turned up. That's down to him. He's scared stiff, because the one thing he had was a reputation for surviving in the Premier League.

If he'd gone to China, he could have raked it in and not cared what everyone said, they'll say it anyway.

But he's given it the old point to prove.

Basically he's just gambling the only credit he had left.

Palace. The chairman chose him. And it's fanboy owners have a fatalistic willingness to recreate failings past.

I'd say the club's going down.. the Yanks will get the hump because they put their trust in Parish, pull out, demand a refund.. those financial problems Stevie P reckons are a thing of the past.. he lost control of that when they invested.

So yeah.. I think Palace will be going cheap in the summer.

Scum though I am, I just thought I'd at least do the honourable thing and let you know up front that when the club crashes again in the close season..

THE MADDEST BITCH IN THE WORLD IS TAKING THE PALACE XXX


Just for conversations sake what are your proposals when you 'take the palace'


Edited by Michaelawt85 (18 Jan 2017 2.11pm)

 


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View Superfly's Profile Superfly Flag The sun always shines in Catford 18 Jan 17 3.40pm Send a Private Message to Superfly Add Superfly as a friend

I watched a few of Mad Dog's vlogs on youTube the other night. I didn't manage to watch them all as a)there's quite a lot and b) a part of my brain melted but she's got the fake keepy uppy off pat.

If anyone's interested in checking them out, I'd advise skipping each one until you get the 'mature content' warning. Those ones are quite good.

 


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View The_Aviator's Profile The_Aviator Flag Rochester 18 Jan 17 3.44pm Send a Private Message to The_Aviator Add The_Aviator as a friend

Actually, and I know it was only Bolton, but BFS did good last night with his triple substitution.

A very gutsy move, albeit out of desperation, and one that I didn't see Pards make the equivalent of in all his time here. (Glad we didn't get any injuries afterwards though.)

Let's wait and see for a while before writing ourselves off into the Championship.

And why can't Sam be successful after screwing up the England job? There's a first time for everything.

Anyway, he certainly pays attention to the crowd... some wag shouted out at full volume last night "Time to shake it up Sam" which got a wry smile out of him. 10 minutes later... job done!

 

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View Michaelawt85's Profile Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 18 Jan 17 3.48pm Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

Originally posted by The_Aviator

Actually, and I know it was only Bolton, but BFS did good last night with his triple substitution.

A very gutsy move, albeit out of desperation, and one that I didn't see Pards make the equivalent of in all his time here. (Glad we didn't get any injuries afterwards though.)

Let's wait and see for a while before writing ourselves off into the Championship.

And why can't Sam be successful after screwing up the England job? There's a first time for everything.

Anyway, he certainly pays attention to the crowd... some wag shouted out at full volume last night "Time to shake it up Sam" which got a wry smile out of him. 10 minutes later... job done!

He was probably unsure whether she was referring to his pint of wine or the game but hey ho!

 


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View paperhat's Profile paperhat Flag croydon 18 Jan 17 4.00pm Send a Private Message to paperhat Add paperhat as a friend

Originally posted by madDog Number One

the Yanks will get the hump because they put their trust in Parish, pull out, demand a refund.. those financial problems Stevie P reckons are a thing of the past.. he lost control of that when they invested.

not well versed in the business world then are we? I'm pretty sure they can't/won't be in a position to wake up one morning and demand their money back quiet so simply.

You may have to stump up a little more than a tenner luv

 


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View becky's Profile becky Flag over the moon 18 Jan 17 5.07pm Send a Private Message to becky Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add becky as a friend

Originally posted by The_Aviator

Actually, and I know it was only Bolton, but BFS did good last night with his triple substitution.

A very gutsy move, albeit out of desperation, and one that I didn't see Pards make the equivalent of in all his time here. (Glad we didn't get any injuries afterwards though.)

Let's wait and see for a while before writing ourselves off into the Championship.

And why can't Sam be successful after screwing up the England job? There's a first time for everything.

Anyway, he certainly pays attention to the crowd... some wag shouted out at full volume last night "Time to shake it up Sam" which got a wry smile out of him. 10 minutes later... job done!

With his 100% win record, I'd say Sam was the finest manager England has ever had

 


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View madDog Number One's Profile madDog Number One Flag London 20 Jan 17 10.14am Send a Private Message to madDog Number One Add madDog Number One as a friend

My plans when I take the Palace are to expand the stadium with old bits of tin can and discarded car seats.. send scavenging parties to rummage the skips for food to sell at premium rates on match day.. funnel the urinals into the beer pumps.. let the locals walk their dogs, cats and donkeys on the pitch.. have a retractable roof over the tunnel for Eagles' supporters to throw coins and spit on the opposition as they enter the pitch.. give local hoodies access to visiting chairman's cars for parts.. employ convicted football hooligans to do the security and sack the f***ers' if they haven't punched, kicked and chucked bricks at every visiting fan who even tries to enter the park.. spring a psychotic, knife wielding, gun toting murderer from Broadmoor to be the new mascot and instruct him to headbutt everyone he thinks is looking at him funny.. especially children.. make myself manager and claw the opposition manager's face when he leans in to shake my hand.. send the Crystals out naked with ping pong balls instead of pompoms.. skewer the balls of any player who dives with my six inch heels.. have the ref's family tied up and ready to torch at the side of the pitch.. threaten to firebomb the FA if they object to our cultural practices and.. you'll call me anarchic but f*** it.. we're having tommy k back in the players' canteen..

Now.. who's not gagging for me to take over xxx

 

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View paperhat's Profile paperhat Flag croydon 20 Jan 17 10.17am Send a Private Message to paperhat Add paperhat as a friend

Originally posted by madDog Number One

My plans when I take the Palace are to expand the stadium with old bits of tin can and discarded car seats.. send scavenging parties to rummage the skips for food to sell at premium rates on match day.. funnel the urinals into the beer pumps.. let the locals walk their dogs, cats and donkeys on the pitch.. have a retractable roof over the tunnel for Eagles' supporters to throw coins and spit on the opposition as they enter the pitch.. give local hoodies access to visiting chairman's cars for parts.. employ convicted football hooligans to do the security and sack the f***ers' if they haven't punched, kicked and chucked bricks at every visiting fan who even tries to enter the park.. spring a psychotic, knife wielding, gun toting murderer from Broadmoor to be the new mascot and instruct him to headbutt everyone he thinks is looking at him funny.. especially children.. make myself manager and claw the opposition manager's face when he leans in to shake my hand.. send the Crystals out naked with ping pong balls instead of pompoms.. skewer the balls of any player who dives with my six inch heels.. have the ref's family tied up and ready to torch at the side of the pitch.. threaten to firebomb the FA if they object to our cultural practices and.. you'll call me anarchic but f*** it.. we're having tommy k back in the players' canteen..

Now.. who's not gagging for me to take over xxx

We just sacked Pardew, how is any of what you've said different to what he did?

 


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View madDog Number One's Profile madDog Number One Flag London 27 Jan 17 8.40am Send a Private Message to madDog Number One Add madDog Number One as a friend

No one lets players have ketchup in this day and age..

 

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View lefty27's Profile lefty27 Flag ipswich 27 Jan 17 9.06am Send a Private Message to lefty27 Add lefty27 as a friend

Got to be honest, I like your vision for the club. Maybe you should send the mascot to deal with the Americans should they decide to pull their investment from the club. ...

 

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View madDog Number One's Profile madDog Number One Flag London 27 Jan 17 10.20am Send a Private Message to madDog Number One Add madDog Number One as a friend

Stick with me mate.. as a new misogynist I have winning vision

 

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View Ouzo Dan's Profile Ouzo Dan 27 Jan 17 11.38am Send a Private Message to Ouzo Dan Add Ouzo Dan as a friend

Hi maddog welcome to the forums, love your work.

 


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