Would.

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I didn't realise that she was that old. Doesn't time fly

That's what I love about you mate.....

In truth, you could be a 'role model' for a whole new generation!

I'm a blind man, i'm a blind man, now my room is cold,
When a blind man cries, Lord, he feels it from his soul.
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Did she whip your bails off?

We have now sunk to a depth at which the restatement of the obvious is the first duty of intelligent men. [Orwell]

RIP Always the who is the lady cricketer answer in 80's editions of question of sport. By all accounts seen as a pioneer in the womens game, however...
Found out today that women have been playing cricket since the late 18th century (no pun intended)
It was in womens cricket that overarm bowling was invented, the mens' game didn't adopt overarm bowling until 60 years later!

Get the keys to the morgue and then there's a chance to tickle her beneath the covers!