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hedgehog50 Flag Croydon 22 Feb 17 6.19pm

I see that Stoke by-election candidate, Barbara Fielding has been arrested for Public Order offences. Thought you might like to see her manifesto: (something here for everyone I should think!)

1. Unsigned Illegal document, The Magna Carta, will be Abolished.
2. As good business people, our Queen or King will be head of Government and will attend Parliament as required, or as they wish.
3. Abolish Magna Carta, Reinstate Monarchy Party, fully intends to Nationalize and make profitable the Coal Industry, Electricity, Gas, Water, BT, National Lottery, Royal Mail, Post Office, BBC & Railways.
4. Abolish Magna Carta, Reinstate Monarchy will stop All Foreign Aid, and use this money to pay toward the National Debt.
5. Age discrimination will be punished with imprisonment.
6. V.A.T. Returns are time consuming and costly to business. It will be drastically altered along with Import and Export Taxation.
7. Council Tax will be abolished.
8. Unions will be outlawed.
9. Income Tax will be rearranged to make it fair to all and sundry.
10. Employment Law will be reduced to give Employers their right to choose whom they employ and how much each employee is paid.
11. Maternity Pay, Paternity Pay, and Sick Pay will be abolished.
12. Employment linked Pensions will be abolished, and Employees will be encouraged to make their own Retirement Savings Plans.
13. Maternity Leave will not guarantee future employment.
14. Government Pensions will be paid only to those who work and pay National Insurance Contributions.
15. The Workhouse will be reinstated for vulnerable people.
16. Grammar Schools will return. Sex education will be abolished.
17. All Schooling and Education will be paid for by parents.
18. All Police Officers will pass tougher exams before recruitment.
19. Many Royal Mail workers will be recruited from Ex Servicemen.
20. Nuclear Power will be banned.
21. Fracking will incur imprisonment.
22. Laws, Courts, and the Prison Service will be reformed.
23. All Benefits to Asylum Seekers and Immigrants will be stopped, and All will be repatriated back to their country of origin, All other Nations will be encouraged to repatriate their English, Welsh, Irish.
24. Asylum Seekers, Immigrants, Their Ancestors & Descendants will be removed from All Banks, NHS, Government & All Security positions.
25. Human Rights Laws will be abolished.
26. Churchill will be charged with Treason and causing the deaths of thousands of little German School Children when he bombed Dresden.
27. The ethnic origins of All members of Government will be checked.
28. The Israeli terrorist Karl Marx will be charged with Treason and causing the Paris Revolution and the end of the French Monarchy.
29. Blair family Assets will be confiscated & paid to Hussein’s family.
30. Compensation will be paid to Dwarves created by Thalidomide.
31. Dentists, Optitions & Hearing Specialists will be taken out of the NHS. Doctors & Surgeons will have pay reductions, & many restrictions as regards dangerous medications to patients.
32. All child Benefits will be abolished to restrict society burdens.
33. Every Nation on this planet needs Ethnic Cleansing as the terrible Israeli Karl Marx, Winston Churchill, Sigmund Freud, Abu Hamza etc., proves.
34. Radio, TV, Films, Writers & Reporters will be regulated.
35. The Death Penalty for anyone using a Radio Signal to kill or control another human being or animal, except in warfare.
36. All p***.graphy, Homosexuals, Transvestites etc. will be removed from Films, Plays, Radio, Television etc.
37. Asylum Seekers, Immigrants & their descendents will not be allowed to own or work in any British Radio, TV, Newspaper or Magazine.
38. Asylum Seekers, Immigrants & their descendents will not be allowed to work in any food preparation, Medicine or Pills or Vaccines manufacture or preperation, to prevent sabotage.
39. Chemical Castration for Paedophiles and Murderers.
40. Asylum Seekers & Immigrants, their ancestors & descendents, must not be allowed to assess or check any school, college or university exams in the UK as this may be detrimental to Welsh or English students.
41. All Company Law will be drastically altered in favour of the Employer.
42. Unemployment Benefit claiment time will be cut to a minimum.
43. All disabled parking spaces will be banished.
44. Blue Badges will be obsolete and cancelled.
45. Housing Benefit will be discontinued.
46. All Irish Traveller sites will be closed, and All Irish Travellers, their ancestors and descendents will be repatriated back to Ireland.
47. We will Not sell Arms to other nations.
48. The British Armed Forces will be for our defence of the UK only
49. British Armed Forces will Not interfere in other nations disputes.
50. The British Armed Forces will Not train other nations in warfare.
51. British Armed Forces can be hired, Payment first, at their discretion, to help in natural disasters, rescues, etc, as they see fit.
52. British Armed Forces will be manned by indigenous English, Welsh, Scottish and Irish Nationals only.
53. Judges will no longer be able to promote their friends, colleagues, or favourites to be judges. The vacancies will be applied for as ordinary jobs and an IQ test will be used to assess the suitability of the applicants.
54. Psychiatrists and Mental Health workers will have a higher IQ than the patients they pretend to be superior to.
55. Drug addicts will no longer receive free treatment via the NHS for their addiction.
56. The NHS will be abolished, along with all the scams that go with it.


Edited by hedgehog50 (22 Feb 2017 6.21pm)

 


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View dorking's Profile dorking Flag 22 Feb 17 6.38pm Send a Private Message to dorking Add dorking as a friend

All sounds perfectly reasonable, although #54 gives a clue as to the mental state of the author

 

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View Cucking Funt's Profile Cucking Funt Flag Clapham on the Back 22 Feb 17 6.42pm Send a Private Message to Cucking Funt Add Cucking Funt as a friend

Another hand-wringing, wishy-washy, liberal leftie.

 


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View eagleman13's Profile eagleman13 Flag On The Road To Hell & Alicante 22 Feb 17 7.06pm Send a Private Message to eagleman13 Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add eagleman13 as a friend

Originally posted by Cucking Funt

Another hand-wringing, wishy-washy, liberal leftie.

HA.....You wait till the 'Gusset' reads this

 


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nickgusset Flag Shizzlehurst 22 Feb 17 7.39pm

Originally posted by eagleman13

HA.....You wait till the 'Gusset' reads this

The gusset is holding it together.

 

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View matt_himself's Profile matt_himself Flag Matataland 22 Feb 17 7.43pm Send a Private Message to matt_himself Add matt_himself as a friend

Originally posted by Cucking Funt

Another hand-wringing, wishy-washy, liberal leftie.

Quite. Number 57 should be 'the reintroduction of public flogging for hippies and similar groups of non-conformists' and Number 58 should be 'Military invasion of Zimbabwe followed by immediate conversion to former status of Rhodesia'.

 


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View gambler's Profile gambler Flag Kent 22 Feb 17 7.47pm Send a Private Message to gambler Add gambler as a friend

Standards are low at present, but its still a "wouldn't" from me.

 

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hedgehog50 Flag Croydon 22 Feb 17 8.14pm

Originally posted by matt_himself

Quite. Number 57 should be 'the reintroduction of public flogging for hippies and similar groups of non-conformists' and Number 58 should be 'Military invasion of Zimbabwe followed by immediate conversion to former status of Rhodesia'.

Here's a pin-up Matt - to go alongside your one of Maggie.

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nickgusset Flag Shizzlehurst 22 Feb 17 9.00pm


3. fully intends to Nationalize and make profitable the Coal Industry, Electricity, Gas, Water, BT, National Lottery, Royal Mail, Post Office, BBC & Railways.

5. Age discrimination will be punished with spending 6 months in a workhouse.


8. The return of the union closed shop in workplaces

14. Government Pensions will be paid only to those who work and pay National Insurance Contributions.
15. The Workhouse will be reinstated for age discriminators

18. All Police Officers will pass tougher exams before recruitment.

21. Fracking will incur imprisonment.


30. Compensation will be paid to Dwarves created by Thalidomide.


47. We will Not sell Arms to other nations.

I've narrowed it down and amended

 

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hedgehog50 Flag Croydon 22 Feb 17 9.33pm

Originally posted by nickgusset


3. fully intends to Nationalize and make profitable the Coal Industry, Electricity, Gas, Water, BT, National Lottery, Royal Mail, Post Office, BBC & Railways.

5. Age discrimination will be punished with spending 6 months in a workhouse.


8. The return of the union closed shop in workplaces

14. Government Pensions will be paid only to those who work and pay National Insurance Contributions.
15. The Workhouse will be reinstated for age discriminators

18. All Police Officers will pass tougher exams before recruitment.

21. Fracking will incur imprisonment.


30. Compensation will be paid to Dwarves created by Thalidomide.


47. We will Not sell Arms to other nations.

I've narrowed it down and amended

Add 26. and get it in the post to Corbyn - he needs some policies.

 


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nickgusset Flag Shizzlehurst 22 Feb 17 9.44pm

Originally posted by hedgehog50

Add 26. and get it in the post to Corbyn - he needs some policies.

You mean you don't know Corbyn's policies, that's strange they're out there if you look. It's strange how most of the media hasn't picked up on it, I can't think why...

 

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View Michaelawt85's Profile Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 22 Feb 17 10.10pm Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

Chemical castration gets my vote. The rest of it is crazy!

 


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