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'Outraging public decency'. The chap was just caught short.

"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02

I see where you're coming from here JM, BUT, to be fair to them both, Cukkers attire is normally velvetine skin tight cat suit with a 1940's style gas mask.

FH normally wears an ill fitting grey trackie suit complete with gimp mask & bobble hat.

So im led to believe.......

I'm a blind man, i'm a blind man, now my room is cold,
When a blind man cries, Lord, he feels it from his soul.
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The poor chap, probably has IBS a common condition which causes stomach cramps bloating, diarrhoea and a sudden need to go to the toilet soon after eating, with the lack of public toilets around these days he was simply caught short, or there again he may be some dirty no good Cnut.

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This is kind of connected, in that Farage attended Dulwich College school.

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We have now sunk to a depth at which the restatement of the obvious is the first duty of intelligent men. [Orwell]

Surely we are all serial defecators ?

I am also a cereal defecator.
Hmmm love those crunchy nuts.

When they kick out your front door. How you gonna come ?