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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 30 Mar 17 5.15pm

Originally posted by ex hibitionist

People who live near The Oracle really shouldn't throw stones - I love Reading for its mesmerising variety of multi-storey carparks, then there's the history,the battle of Reading, Reading Castle, Reading Cathdral, why did they have the olympics in London when Reading was the obvious choice? Stop this. Fruit or cheese? I just godda know.

Must have been a while, because Reading has replaced its magnificent collection of multi story car parks with a wide selection of overpriced eye saw 'apartments'.

Reading's history pretty much consists of biscuits (turned into apartments) and Beer (turned into an industrial estate as its too far out of town to be apartments), a famous prison (soon to be apartments), a cack legged statue of some wonkey lions, some ruins that amazingly haven't turned into apartments and being home base for one of the largest LSD gangs in the UK.

F**k knows when it became apartments, rather than flats.

But I mind your point, as a kid I f**king loved Hastings and St Leonards (and the surrounding area - Winchelsea and Rye).

 


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Originally posted by jamiemartin721

Its nuts all the way.

I enjoyed this pun!

 




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Hoof Hearted 31 Mar 17 10.08am

Originally posted by paperhat

in view of the fact that there are more people with dairy allergies than fruit allergies, i'd vote to keep cheese.

Love the stuff but added bonus of helping mother nature get rid of the weaklings too.

My favourite answer as it makes complete sense.

 

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Originally posted by Hoof Hearted

My favourite answer as it makes complete sense.

I concur. Allergies are a modern invention anyway. Cheese, nuts, gluten. GLUTEN! Gluten didn't even exist in the 80s, now every pasty faced ginger ponce is allergic to it. Bollocks, doing a few runny s***s after a loaf of bread does not put you in mortal danger.

 




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View Michaelawt85's Profile Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 31 Mar 17 11.09am Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

Quite a few of my lot are allergic to fruit

 


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Originally posted by Part Time James

I concur. Allergies are a modern invention anyway. Cheese, nuts, gluten. GLUTEN! Gluten didn't even exist in the 80s, now every pasty faced ginger ponce is allergic to it. Bollocks, doing a few runny s***s after a loaf of bread does not put you in mortal danger.

It's more an intolerance.. I have it with anything containing sulphites. Certain alcoholic drinks do it after literally a mouthful. Malt vinegar and certain table sauces . Brings me out in a red rash

 


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View Cucking Funt's Profile Cucking Funt Flag Clapham on the Back 31 Mar 17 12.04pm Send a Private Message to Cucking Funt Add Cucking Funt as a friend

When I saw the thread title, I thought it was going to be a discussion on the nature of material found under the prepuce.

 


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Originally posted by Michaelawt85

It's more an intolerance.. I have it with anything containing sulphites. Certain alcoholic drinks do it after literally a mouthful. Malt vinegar and certain table sauces . Brings me out in a red rash

You must have lost a few boyfriends with your under the duvet farts.

 

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Originally posted by Cucking Funt

When I saw the thread title, I thought it was going to be a discussion on the nature of material found under the prepuce.

I sometimes wonder if you and the late Brian Sewell are twins who were separated at birth......

 


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Originally posted by ex hibitionist

You must have lost a few boyfriends with your under the duvet farts.

I get a rash..not wind

 


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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 31 Mar 17 2.55pm

Originally posted by Part Time James

I concur. Allergies are a modern invention anyway. Cheese, nuts, gluten. GLUTEN! Gluten didn't even exist in the 80s, now every pasty faced ginger ponce is allergic to it. Bollocks, doing a few runny s***s after a loaf of bread does not put you in mortal danger.

I'm allergic to alcohol. I find that after a night of drinking, I typically have symptoms that include lethargy, unexplained 'blemishes' on my hands and knees, headaches, dehydration and irritability. On occasion in serve reactions, I experience vomiting and my skin smells akin to sweaty meat and chilli sauce.

More seriously,

I work with a young woman who is allergic to Rape Seed oil. Which doesn't sound so bad, until you realise that all the local buses in the area run on biofuel, sourced from rape seed, that's locally grown. Poor girl really does suffer.

 


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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 31 Mar 17 3.00pm

Originally posted by Part Time James

I concur. Allergies are a modern invention anyway. Cheese, nuts, gluten. GLUTEN! Gluten didn't even exist in the 80s, now every pasty faced ginger ponce is allergic to it. Bollocks, doing a few runny s***s after a loaf of bread does not put you in mortal danger.

I always assumed that kids who were deathly allergic to things like peanuts, just ended up dying long and it was just chalked up as somekind of sudden death syndrome or natural childhood causes of death. Really serious allergies I guess just killed people fairly young.

Or we called the kind of reaction that put people into hospital, comas or morgues, allergic reactions, and called the rest things like hayfever, asthma, the squits, unspecified post-Bread s**ting fits....

 


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