I was amused at the thought of you trying to kid us that you actually worked

You've said this before but now I'll justify myself a bit. In case there is any doubt, there are processes I have to run that involve me sitting and waiting for things to happen. I fill this time with bothering you lot

Then I come home and do it in my own time.

I'm the first to admit my deviant nature. I think I have confessed to most things on here already. So when it's me saying "a chap at work" or "a friend" I can guarantee you it will be!

We actually had a memo come round starting that "visible underwear" was no longer permitted on dress down days. It was then I realised the little office we worked in had been missing out on something.

". . . With a St Bernard dog named Oscar."

Hold on a minute, I thought the papers aren't allowed to identify the victim of a sex assault. I think Oscar has a serious grievance here!

Funnily enough I have a mate who used to supply "dodgy films" to punters before they were readily available,
Any way he had this punter who wanted films with women shanggin horses.
Well he had been selling these films to this bloke for about 3 months.
The next time he meets him to hand over the merchandise..the bloke says to him"they are really good films..but just one thing....it's always the same horse"....lol

Edited by elgrande (12 Apr 2017 2.52pm)

always a Norwood boy, where ever I live.