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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 03 Jul 17 1.14pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by Kermit8

Pretty obvious we are here because of lucky coincidences of chemistry/reactions so I worship the Bunsen Burner - praise be - and look forward to when I die and receive my 72 unused wire guazes in Paradise.

If it's anything like school, the first thing you'll do when you die is melt all of your stationery then lament that you have no pen.

 




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Originally posted by hedgehog50

I expect there is a red ant who bangs on about worker-ants of the garden unite, all you have to lose are your drones.

Is that the same red ant that f**ked a cockroach?

 




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hedgehog50 Flag Croydon 03 Jul 17 1.21pm

Originally posted by Part Time James

Is that the same red ant that f**ked a cockroach?

You're getting confused with Anthony & Cleopatra.

 


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Originally posted by Part Time James

Yeah but not about God. It'll be erections and bowel movements before I get on to deities.

Speak for yourself

My wife has been know to say 'Oh my God' after entering the downstairs toilet after one of my bowel movements, if that counts.

 

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Originally posted by hedgehog50

I expect there is a red ant who bangs on about worker-ants of the garden unite, all you have to lose are your drones.

I have noticed that there are no white ants.

Insect affairs do move quicker than ours. Maybe we should take note.

 

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Originally posted by Hrolf The Ganger

Speak for yourself

My wife has been know to say 'Oh my God' after entering the downstairs toilet after one of my bowel movements, if that counts.

At least you can make it up to her by the sounds of it.

 




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Originally posted by Part Time James

At least you can make it up to her by the sounds of it.

Yeah, I bought some air freshener.

 

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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 03 Jul 17 1.44pm

Originally posted by Hrolf The Ganger

I have noticed that there are no white ants.

Insect affairs do move quicker than ours. Maybe we should take note.

In a double irony, Termites are generally referred to as White Ants... They have the best homes, and a reputation for massive consumption....

 


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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 03 Jul 17 1.46pm

Originally posted by Hrolf The Ganger

Speak for yourself

My wife has been know to say 'Oh my God' after entering the downstairs toilet after one of my bowel movements, if that counts.

Remember to point out to her that her sense of smell is based on physical reactions to particles of matter in the air, and that as a result she in the process of smelling your mighty dump, she actually has inhaled actual particles of your s***.

 


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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 03 Jul 17 1.48pm

Originally posted by Hrolf The Ganger

There is no problem until one discovers the nest of the other. As far as I know, no ant authority makes red and black live together.

I think that's what Dec's role is in the relationship, that and fisting.

 


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Originally posted by jamiemartin721

In a double irony, Termites are generally referred to as White Ants... They have the best homes, and a reputation for massive consumption....

Incorrectly of course.
I do note however that West Indian drywood termite (Cryptotermes brevis), are regarded as invasive species.

 

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Thing is 99.9% of genetic mutations (evolution) end in failure, if it's a god pulling the strings it would never make it to the end of the 6 month probation period.

Edited by Ouzo Dan (03 Jul 2017 2.07pm)

 


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