Why doesn't he have a hair transplant? His Mrs is now stupidly out of his league, she will be 'at it' soon if he doesn't watch out, see his mother as a prime example.
He will have to keep the muggy Sven Goran Erickson bit round the side, it's not like he can do what a normal person would do and shave it all off and have a tattoo on his neck.
Sort it out Bill, you seem a nice fella, but look like a boiled egg in a prince William egg cup.

Let's face it he always was 'punching' wasn't he.

When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

you can look like the fella from the hugo boss advert, and if you work washing dishes in a Croydon restaurant....may have to work hard to get the chicks.

or

you can look like quasimodo, 'be dripping with success and wealth'....and have a queue of babes outside your house every morning.

its not fair, but neither is life.

and anyway, most lizards are bald.

Edited by PalazioVecchio (22 Apr 2017 11.38am)

Eze Peasy at Anfield....

Ha that bit was tongue in cheek. Anyone that works for us chooses t shirts or polos, unless they have a tattoo on their neck then they don't get the choice , collars only.
But you get my drift , if your going bald you'd shave your head, he can't walk round looking like Grant Mitchell.

He has always been Jason Puncheon above his weight with her but, to be honest, it wouldn't matter if he looked like John Merrick, if you're in line for the throne then you can pull who you like.

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold...

Palace?

COYP