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View Mr_Gristle's Profile Mr_Gristle Flag In the land of Whelk Eaters 23 Apr 17 9.28am Send a Private Message to Mr_Gristle Add Mr_Gristle as a friend

Implement a wage cap multiple of the minimum wage on Executive Pay.

Increase Corporation Tax to something vaguely sensible for the Exchequer - e.g. 25%.

Do away with Non-Dom tax status.

Increase the size, expertise, pay and kudos given to the HMRC Corporation Tax Enforcement Team and turn them loose. High profile naming and shaming policies for big brands that avoid UK tax on their large UK operations.

Remand any and all suspected white collar type criminals on basic regime along with everyone else in the overcrowded and dangerous Local Prison network (Houseblock C in Belmarsh, for example). Increase prison terms and allocate white collar convicts to closed, secure prisons rather than cushy Open jails like Ford.

Shoot to Kill policy on motorway middle-lane-hoggers, with the costs of the resulting traffic management problems caused by their sudden demise at 60mph coming directly from their estate.

Nationalise all train operators and Network Rail, but implement more performance related pay elements for everyone in the industry linked to relevant aspects of their job.

Increase stamp duty and council tax on an upwardly sliding scale for each property purchased by an individual or holdco. Implemement enforceable rent caps linked to a multiple of the council tax in that area for the relevant property band.

Ban "public vote at their own expense" model TV programmes......bring back New Faces with an expert panel.

Replace ASBOs with Stocks in every high street or village square. Increase time spent in the stocks for repeat offenders.

Ban all video-based advertising at all train stations and on the tube.

Edited by Mr_Gristle (23 Apr 2017 9.32am)

 


Well I think Simon's head is large; always involved in espionage. (Name that tune)

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View Mr_Gristle's Profile Mr_Gristle Flag In the land of Whelk Eaters 23 Apr 17 9.31am Send a Private Message to Mr_Gristle Add Mr_Gristle as a friend

Posted in error.

Edited by Mr_Gristle (23 Apr 2017 9.31am)

 


Well I think Simon's head is large; always involved in espionage. (Name that tune)

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legaleagle Flag 23 Apr 17 9.34am

Compulsory anti-frothing at the mouth medication for all HOL "hang and flog" 'em posters

 

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nickgusset Flag Shizzlehurst 23 Apr 17 9.37am

Originally posted by matt_himself

And wives have to suck off their husbands at least once a week without being asked.

Does it have to be degrading and humiliating for them?

 

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View kingdowieonthewall's Profile kingdowieonthewall Flag Sussex, ex-Cronx. 23 Apr 17 9.49am Send a Private Message to kingdowieonthewall Add kingdowieonthewall as a friend

ALL politicians to wear clown outfits 24/7

 


Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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View matt_himself's Profile matt_himself Flag Matataland 23 Apr 17 10.38am Send a Private Message to matt_himself Add matt_himself as a friend

Originally posted by Mr_Gristle

Implement a wage cap multiple of the minimum wage on Executive Pay.

Increase Corporation Tax to something vaguely sensible for the Exchequer - e.g. 25%.

Do away with Non-Dom tax status.

Increase the size, expertise, pay and kudos given to the HMRC Corporation Tax Enforcement Team and turn them loose. High profile naming and shaming policies for big brands that avoid UK tax on their large UK operations.

Remand any and all suspected white collar type criminals on basic regime along with everyone else in the overcrowded and dangerous Local Prison network (Houseblock C in Belmarsh, for example). Increase prison terms and allocate white collar convicts to closed, secure prisons rather than cushy Open jails like Ford.

Shoot to Kill policy on motorway middle-lane-hoggers, with the costs of the resulting traffic management problems caused by their sudden demise at 60mph coming directly from their estate.

Nationalise all train operators and Network Rail, but implement more performance related pay elements for everyone in the industry linked to relevant aspects of their job.

Increase stamp duty and council tax on an upwardly sliding scale for each property purchased by an individual or holdco. Implemement enforceable rent caps linked to a multiple of the council tax in that area for the relevant property band.

Ban "public vote at their own expense" model TV programmes......bring back New Faces with an expert panel.

Replace ASBOs with Stocks in every high street or village square. Increase time spent in the stocks for repeat offenders.

Ban all video-based advertising at all train stations and on the tube.

Edited by Mr_Gristle (23 Apr 2017 9.32am)

With those policies, you would have your wish of 'wage equality'.

Everyone would earn nothing.

 


"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02

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Pussay Patrol Flag 23 Apr 17 10.44am

Originally posted by matt_himself

With those policies, you would have your wish of 'wage equality'.

Everyone would earn nothing.

I would DECREASE corporation tax and business rates but put the minimum wage up to £10

 


Paua oouaarancì Irà chiyeah Ishé galé ma ba oo ah

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View matt_himself's Profile matt_himself Flag Matataland 23 Apr 17 10.46am Send a Private Message to matt_himself Add matt_himself as a friend

Originally posted by Pussay Patrol

I would DECREASE corporation tax and business rates but put the minimum wage up to £10

That makes sense.

 


"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02

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nickgusset Flag Shizzlehurst 23 Apr 17 10.51am

Originally posted by matt_himself

With those policies, you would have your wish of 'wage equality'.

Everyone would earn nothing.

A cashless society. Sounds great.

 

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Pussay Patrol Flag 23 Apr 17 11.00am

Originally posted by matt_himself

That makes sense.

I think it's a big elephant in the room personally

Businesses struggle because we tax them too much and people aren't spending enough

So tax them less and make them give staff a pay rise

Plus taxpayer will pay less in tax credits

It's win win - people earn more, business gets a boost

 


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legaleagle Flag 23 Apr 17 11.02am

Would your proposed tax breaks be greater than the cost of paying people £10 per hour or equivalent?

 

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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 23 Apr 17 11.15am

Corporation tax breaks from a 25% basis for specific national goals (for example, 85% of staff are UK nationals, paying the lowest earning staff 50% above minimum wage, investing in genuine staff training such as an intake of apprentices).

Complete reform of the income tax and earnings, so that everyone pays exactly the same percentage based on earnings from all sources.

Legalisation of all recreational drugs, with a mandatory life sentence for all those who deal in illegal drugs. Taxation raised to be used to fund drug and alcohol rehabilitation, and support the NHS

Decriminalisation of prostitution, with a mandatory life sentence for those convicted of illegal pimping, pandering or sex trafficking. Money raised to be used on programs aimed at helping sex workers to establish alternative careers (and support the NHS).

No sex offenders will be released after a second offence. No sex offender will be released without completing sex offender programs. Those who fail to complete programs or show poor progress will be imprisoned indefinitely.

Resettling of people in areas of high unemployment to areas with job shortage (to replace the EU Freedom of Movement demand).

Limitation on the ownership of more than two residential properties. Excess properties must be part of a registered limited company - as capital gains assets.

Set requirements for landlords, including professional qualification and penalties for failing to fulfil regulatory specifications.

Rents will be fixed by local authorities.

All transport to and accommodation for work will be automatically tax deductible from PAYE for anyone earning less than 20k.

Companies employing graduates from a graduate program will be required to pay off those graduates tuition fees over the period of their graduate program.

Companies sponsoring tuition for students, will receive compensatory tax breaks and reduced corporation tax.

Property seized as proceeds of crime will be immediately registered as public housing stock.

Free local public transport, and train travel under 10 miles.

Reasonable review of the UKs nuclear deterrent to establishing a reasonable solution for the future (with the likely view of replacing trident with a missile based system).

Prison parole and release to be based on the success of criminals achieving set targets - such as learning to read, completing anger management, obtaining educational targets, successfully engaging in drug and alcohol programs, completing an apprenticeship - With a prospect of earning release.

Criminal records for some offences can be suspended should the offender achieve the above. After a period of non-offending they will be quashed.

Promotion of welfare to work programs with the state paying additional benefits to participants who achieve full time employment.

Full and unlimited access to abortion and contraception.

A right to accommodation to all citizens, whether this is a room in a shared house, a bedsit through to housing for families.

 


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