Your fault

Protein pills, pot noodles and coffee enemas. Next question doubter.

The Lying C*nts Party?

EFA

Are you after the Most Obscure Reference award?

We have now sunk to a depth at which the restatement of the obvious is the first duty of intelligent men. [Orwell]

Minimum wage within London to increase to £9.75 & £8.45 for the rest of the country this falls in line with the real living wage.

All benefits to be abolished and replaced with a universal basic income for all (there is an option to opt out)

Fast tracking of council homes built & investment into alternative housing such as Pre-fab/tiny/container/boat homes with 70% being built as Council homes.
Absolutely no one should sleep rough in a country as wealthy as ours.

Investment into alternative energy & Off Grid homes to be encouraged removing the dependence on energy suppliers.

Planning permission to be relaxed.

25% flat tax on home one, 50% tax on home two, 75% Tax on Home three etc.

Mental health to be taken seriously with considerable increase in funding to help towards the detection and treatment of people with mental health problems.

All religious funding stops.

Halal & Kosher slaughter banned.

Dress that hides the face banned.

All School leavers will either move onto higher education, apprenticeships & employment those that remain will complete 2 years national service with an eye to gaining life skills and qualifications.

The intention is for British nationals to fill gaps in the workforce.

A Points based immigration system that fills gaps British nationals cannot fill.
Fast track asylum & settlement of foreign nationals that are considered exceptional in their fields of expertise.

Voting age lowered to 16

Legalization of Drugs & Prostitution.

Theres plenty more I could add but running out of time tonight and need to think of a way to pay for all of this

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