Watford (2 points better off than us, but with a worse goal difference) have the worst run-in:
Liverpool (H), Leicester , Everton , Chelsea ending with Man City (H).
Then again, we'd need 2 more points to overtake them.

No it's what happens when we lose our two best players, the replacements aren't good enough and the team is both mentally and physically knackered.

I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to accomplish small tasks as if they were great and noble.
Helen Keller

Here's two things to cheer you up.
1) I have just been on a Swansea fans' website and there is no mention of them overtaking Palace. They are only thinking about getting past Hull. Maybe we should all calm down a bit.
2) Next go to SkyBet and put £10 on us going down. Then if the worst happens you get £250 to drink yourself into oblivion. Simples!

Another thing. Why is a home match against Sunderland a nailed-on win? Last time I thought that the home side got thumped 4-0.

============
The Ferret
============

Only Palace could beat Chelsea, Liverpool and Arsenal just before losing their last five games and sealing relegation.

Won't happen - the drop - but if any club could achieve it that way it would be us. We are special. Always have been.

Big chest and massive boobs

[Link]

Swansea have to beat Everton next Saturday. We then have to lose against Hull the following Saturday to really get down to the quick. Unlikely.

Having said that myself, my son and my daughter will be in attendance for Hull and the last-named has, so far, been to Selhurst twice and seen a 0-1 and a 0-1. She's up for adoption if she's get's the hat-trick.

Big chest and massive boobs

[Link]