Someone lower the standards quickly and make me laugh x

As requested:-

Start point - You have mentioned suction

Topic - The suction toilets found on public transport

A lady decides to operate the flush before getting up, and finds that she is sealed to the bowl.

A plumber is called - and her partner supports her by using his cap to give her some modesty.

The plumber arrives, takes a look and says "Yes Madam, I can help you, but the gentleman is too far gone"

Try not to take as much of the shaft at once

When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

I keep telling you it was one person asking about hand shandys

When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

Makes it sound like I am a one-dimensional knob gag man.

I'd have three brains. The two I have at the moment are in constant conflict and I need a mediator.

Brains need to be inside a head - my thoughts are turning to Wurzel Gummage. There are possibly others who may have three heads - happy, accepting, and entirely terrified about Palace results. three heads would give you three faces - allowing you to say "not me, Guv" as needed.

I know, I turned over to BBC2.

I'd have a third chin... no wait... fourth chin.

"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug"
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