I find it funny that the OP, a self confessed homosexual, brought arses into the thread. you can't slag anyone else of when a thread starts so amusingly.

Cynic or realist? It's a fine line!

Spurs call themselves yids = banter
Others call Spurs yids = racist.

Brighton proudly the gay capital of the uk.
Other call them gay = homophobia.

I'm neither racist nor homophobic but at a football match I'll call Spurs yids and Brighton gayers (*)

Hope that helps.

(*) or any of the following (courtesy of wikipedia)
Anal assassin (United Kingdom) or anal astronaut[21]
Arse bandit[22]
Back door bandit[23]
Backgammon player (late 18th century Britain)[24]
Batty boy (alternatively botty boy),[25] also batty man
Bear[26]
Bent, bentshot[27] or bender[28][29]
Bone smuggler[30]
Brownie king or brown piper[31]
Bufter, bufty (mainly Scottish) or booty buffer[21]
Bugger (from Buggery)
Bum bandit[23] or bun bandit[28]
Bum boy or bum chum,[32] also bum robber[33]
Bum-driller[34]
Bumhole engineer[35]
Butt pirate,[36] butt rider, butt pilot, or butt rustler[36]
Charlie (rhyming slang for Charlie Ronce which rhymes with ponce)[37]
Chi chi man (Jamaica and the Caribbean)[38][39]
Chutney ferret[40]
Cockstruction worker (referring to a gay man who is a construction worker)[41]
Cock jockey[42]
Cock knocker, cockknocker and cocknocker[42]
Cockpipe cosmonaut[43]
Crafty butcher[44]
Daffodil or "daffy", a derogatory term
Donut puncher/muncher[14]
Faggot,[45][46][47] Fag[48]
Fairy (common and acceptable for part of the 20th century)[49]
Finocchio (from Italy, meaning fennel)[50]
Flamer[51]
Flit[52]
Flower[53]
Friend of Dorothy
Fruit (also fruit loop, fruit packer, butt fruit)[54]
Fudge packer[28]
Harry hoofter, rhyming slang of poofter[55]
Gaysian, referring to a gay Asian[56]
Gym Bunny, often referring to a gay man who obsessively works out at the gym.
Iron (hoof) or iron hoofter (rhyming slang for poof)[57]
Jobby jabber (mainly Scottish with jobby referring to excrement)[58]
Knob jockey[59]
Light in the loafers[60]
Light in the pants [60]
Light in the fedora[61]
Limp wristed[62]
Marmite miner[63]
Meat Masseuse[41]
Mary[64]
Muscle Mary (see Gym Bunny)
Nancy or nancy boy,[65] girlyboy[66] or nellie[67]
Oklahomo[68]
Pansy[69]
Payaso
Pillow biter[70] or mattress muncher,[63] referring to anal sex when one partner is face-down often into a pillow
Poof (variations include: poofter, pouf, poove, pooftah, pooff, puff) (U.K, Australia, New Zealand, California)[71]
Queen, princess and variations[72]
Bean queen (also taco queen or Salsa queen), gay man attracted to Hispanic men[64][73]
Brownie queen, obsolete slang for gay man interested in anal sex (used by men who disliked anal sex)[74]
Chicken queen, older gay man interested in younger or younger appearing men[75]
Curry queen, gay man attracted to Asian-Indian gay men[42]
Dinge queen, gay man attracted to black gay men (offensive use of "dinge" meaning black)[76]
Drag queen, gay man into cross-dressing for performance[76]
Grey queen, a gay person who works for the financial services industry (this term originates from the fact that in the 1950s, people who worked in this profession often wore grey flannel suits).[77]
Gym queen, gay man given to athletic development[78]
Pissy queen, gay man perceived as fussy[71]
Potato queen, gay Asian man attracted mainly to white men.[79]
Rice queen, gay man attracted mainly to East Asian men.[79]
Scat queen, gay man into coprophilia[80]
Ring raider[21]
Sausage jockey (U.K)[81]
Shirt lifter[82]
s*** stabber[80]
Sod (from Sodomy)[83]
Sperm gurgler (referring to the act of oral sex)
Turd burglar[18]
Twink, a young or young-looking gay man, with little body hair and a slender build[84]
Uphill/upstairs gardener, referring to the logistics of anal intercourse[85]
Woolly,[86] woofter and woolie woofter, a character from an Evening Standard cartoon and rhyming slang for poofter[87]

Edited by Sansbup (18 May 2017 4.36pm)

Aah, now the New York Jews have their own version of sushi; they call it Sosumi.

That sums it up perfectly and should really be the last word. Now back to the football...

Bexley Dave

Can you hear the Brighton sing? I can't hear a ******* thing!

"The most arrogant, obnoxious bunch of deluded little sun tanned, loafer wearing mummy's boys I've ever had the misfortune of having to listen to" (Burnley forum)

I'm not having gays hogging all the bum fun, that's what I'm trying to say.

Wow. All your favourites crammed into one post. Good work.