talk a glass eye to sleep

"It's not the bullet that's got my name on it that concerns me; it's all them other ones flyin' around marked 'To Whom It May Concern.'"

One sort of insult I've always found amusing is statements that imply that the more promiscuous a woman's appearance, the greater the force she is likely able to generate with her neck and facial muscles to create suction in her mouth. The most well known of these was made famous in Full Metal Jacket, when the drill sergeant uses it to insult one of the recruits -- "You look like you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!" (which is doubly clever, as it implies both that he is promiscuous AND a homosexual!). Anyway, I've also heard the following:

She looks like she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch! And,

She looks like she could suck-start a cement truck!

I feel like I used to know others, but I've forgotten them. Do young people still use these sorts of expressions? Or might I as well be saying "Flimshaw!" when use them?

Sorry, it was my fault, I take full responsibility.

The best part of you ran down the inside of your ma's leg!

hi Nick I went to school in Bromley in the 1970s Bexley was used as an insult. I had buried this in the far corner of my mind at some stage at school it got changed to EEEEEEHHHHH Bex with the tongue tucked in front on the teeth with shortened arm movements and stooped legs,it looked a bit like the John MILLS character in the film Ryans daughter.

"Behind the bike sheds"
"Slap and tickle"
"Oh I say !"
"I doff my hat".