"Long in the tooth"
"There's more than one way to skin a cat"
"The nearer the bone the sweeter the meat"
"In a tiz"

Edited by Willo (13 Jul 2017 4.57pm)

Pommie b******
Honky
Square

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I just found myself saying "easy peasy lemon squeezy" in a phone call. Not going back through 27 pages to check if it's come up before, but I thought to myself it'd been ages since I'd last said that!

You look like a bag of s*** tied up in the middle
Who is he when he's at home
That's a nice ring/watch etc , did you get it in a Jamboree bag ?
You look like an Oxfam model
Off his trolley

Shed 7 - Maroon 5 . A real end to end encounter !

"Strewth"
"Much ado about nothing"
"Caught a chill"
"Spectacles"
"Wet behind the ears"
"Playing hooky"
"Jolly hockey sticks"
"Super dooper"

Edited by Willo (17 Jul 2017 11.43am)

If my dog was as ugly as you I'd shave its arse and teach it to walk backward.

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